Pat: *Pat settling in room and yells to bedroom across hall* isn’t this incredible Hope?!
Pat Confessional: Arizona! We are here!! A nice long weekend of relaxing, working on ourselves and having a cocktail or eight! it’s a girls trip!
Hope: It’s so breathtaking here! I love it!
Hope Confessional: The wild west! I’m so happy to take a break for a little bit. I don’t know if it’ll be a nice break, but it’s a break *laughs*
Pat: *sits in living room area* The flight was quiet *Flashback to private jet where the ladies were all silent*
Hope: Yeah, it was awkward. I talked with you and Audra but that was it…We need to do some group bonding exercises and get the stick out of some of these ladies’ asses *laughs*
Pat: I really hope we all connect on this trip. I think i’m headed horseback riding with Audra and Dorian today. The rest of you are going to the spa!
Hope: Well okaaaaay! I’m down for some pampering. Have fun on the horses, I know you like to ride *giggles and scurries away*
Scarlett Confessional: We have ARRIVED in Arizona and I’m super excited! I was a little intrigued to find out I’d be staying with Audra but I’m excited to get to know her a bit better! Should make things fun!
Dr. Audra: Oh it so beautiful here! *walks into villa* I feel a sense of peace! *laughs*
Scarlett: *walks into their room to 14 suitcases* AUDRA HOW MANY SUITCASES DID YOU BRING?
Dr. Audra: One suitcase for dinner clothes, another is for pajamas, this one is for my panties and my toiletries, heels, makeup and house shoes. Girl I’m set and ready to go! *laughs*
Dr. Audra Confessional: Yes I brought 14 pieces of luggage today! With this crew you’ve got to come prepared ready to slay! Maybe a few outfits are for Caitlyn. Home girl needs a stylist BAD! *laughs*
Scarlett Confessional: I brought four suitcases and Audra brought fourteen. For a 5 day trip.. Audra *pauses* I.. *laughs*
Scarlett: Well are you excited to be in Arizona?
Dr. Audra: I am! I needed to get away for a while. A lot has been happening at home and work is stressful so this trip is very much needed to decompress and just spend some time with my girls.
Scarlett: Awh well this should be a fun relaxing trip! Last time we all got together however was *chuckles* anything but.
Dr. Dorian: *Dorian places her bags down* This is… tranquil!
Caitlyn: *Caitlyn takes off her mask, seemingly exhausted, shoves her suitcases down* Girl, I cant breathe! Look at that view!
Dr. Dorian Confessional: I appreciate Patricia’s efforts in dragging us all out to the far lands of Arizona for spiritual therapy and honey honestly, I’m impressed! *snaps fingers* Yessss!
Dr. Dorian: It’s breathtaking! How are you feeling about this trip?
Caitlyn: It is! I’m so excited. This is very spiritually relaxing. I’m glad Patricia brought us here. *smiles, in exhaustion*
Dr. Dorian: Spiritual bonding… *sighs and giggles* Oh, I wish I had the courage to be bourgeois!
Caitlyn Confessional: With my sister Paige possibly heading out to Arizona… this spells trouble honey… Pat and Paige don’t mesh well and it is going to be HARD managing and choosing sides.
Pat: *walks to the trail from the bus with Dorian and Audra* Lord that sun is a BITCH
Dr. Dorian: *Dorian fans herself lightly*
Pat: Fan me! *laughs as Pat trips over a rock* this place in DANGEROUS
Pat Confessional: Why did I pick Arizona? We could of had this retreat in Cancun *laughs*
Dr. Audra: All this good chocolate is about to melt honey! *laughs*
Pat: *looks at audra* tell me you brought sneakers
Dr. Audra: I only brought heels honey! I left my tennis shoes at home because I thought we were gonna be doing fabulous stuff and horseback riding is not fabulous! *laughs*
Dr. Dorian Confessional: Audra is the definition of style over comfort *shakes head and laughs*
Dr. Dorian: Girl, we are in the desert! *laughs*
Pat: *Gets on Horse* Come on ladies! Get on!
Dr. Dorian: *gets up onto the horse*
Dr. Audra: *falls down* Jesus Mary and Joseph! *laughs*
Pat: *Laughs* That’s what you get for wearing heels bitch!
Dr. Audra Confessional: I am determined to ride this horse. I’m a bitch in heels and I’m gonna ride this horse like I ride Damon every night. *laughs*
*The ladies take a nice ride through the Arizona desert and end up at a lunch area*
Dr. Audra: Yes! I’m starving! *sits down* Can I have a glass of dry Chardonnay please?
Pat: So I’m so happy to both came to the horse activity. Audra we connected a few weeks ago.. Dorian I feel like we have to get to know eachother
Dr. Dorian: Me too. I haven’t been horseback riding in years, I must’ve been a teenager last time! *laughs* oh.. and I feel the same!
Dr. Dorian Confessional: People talk and boy have the streets had plenty to say about Patricia Landry. However, I’m better than that. I choose to get to know someone first… Then I make my mind up. *smiles*
Pat: Audra what’s the update on your boy? Have you made any headway?
Dr. Audra: *sips wine* I recently got in contact with him and after we leave Arizona I’m gonna go visit him and talk to him. *smiles*
Dr. Dorian: Wow, that’s huge!
Dr. Audra: I’m excited but nervous at the same time because I don’t know how he’ll react!
Pat: I’m so happy for you!
Pat Confessional: I hope we get to hear the whole story about Audra on this trip. I want her to open up about her son.
Dr. Dorian: It’ll be an experience for you both to say the least…
Dr. Audra: *dabs tear* Don’t make me cry y’all! *laughs*
Pat: *rubs Audra* So Dorian. I don’t think I’ve seen you since your party! How have you been?
Dr. Dorian: Chile, I have been one busy woman! *laughs* I started back at the hospital and since then it’s just been none stop! I got barely enough time for my breathing, girl! *laughs and sips sparkling water*
Dr. Audra: Has been an adjustment going back to medicine? *eats food*
Dr. Dorian: *nods* Slightly yes. I mean, like anything, change happens. Medicine has definitely evolved and changed since the last time I practiced it. There’s a lot of new discoveries been made, new technologies used to find cures and diagnose people… The old thermometer, looking through a book method seems to be a thing of the past!
Dr. Dorian Confessional: I’ll admit it, I’m a bit old school when it comes to medicine. I need to catch up to today’s medical personnel but I’ll get there! *laughs*
Pat Confessional: It’s interesting to hear Dorian talk about medicine, especially after everything Hope has been saying
Pat: Listen Dorian, I hope you and Hope get to a good place on this trip
Dr. Dorian: *laughs* Honey, me and her are goooodddd!
Dr. Audra: This is the trip of peace so maybe there could be something in the Arizona water that will get you both back on track!
Dr. Dorian: Look, me and Hope are at the point where… We see each other. We’re good! *sips drink*
Pat: I think tomorrow, during this activity I have planned, we will get to a good spot! Just be open, Promise?
Dr. Dorian: *nods* Always, honey, always!
Pat Confessional: The Jury is out on Dorian. I’m glad she’s here but if she doesn’t play along. She’s out
Scarlett Confessional: We’re at the SPA! Gosh I just love a good spa day it’s so therapeutic and truly good for the soul & mind!
Hope Confessional: A spa day is exactly what I need right now. Work, kids, life in general is EXHAUSTING. And it’ll give me a chance to get to know Scarlett and Cait a little more
Caitlyn Confessional: I hate myself, my life… *the cameras zoom out as Caitlyn continues ranting about stuff* Why did I take a 2 hour bath!! I don’t have makeup on! *takes a sip of water*
Scarlett: *walks into the spa* Gosh this place is BEAUTIFUL! I’m surprised Pat could afford to set this up for us. *giggles with Cait*
Hope: I love it! It’s got such a cool vibe don’t you two think?
Caitlyn: Yeah! It feels super spiritual, though I do feel haunted spirits in the villa…But Arizona is extravagant and extraordinary.
Scarlett: Spirits? The good kind I hope.
Caitlyn Confessional: Producer: Do you know what extraordinary means, Caitlyn? Caitlyn: No. I just hear people use it when they’re talking about something that is like beyond, ya know??
Hope: There’s at least one haunted spirit here, I’ll say that *laughs*
Scarlett: *sips champagne she was handed when walking in* Who’s the spirit?
Hope: Dorian the Demon! Who else!?
Scarlett: Demon!? Now that’s a little harsh don’t you think. *laughs*
Hope: It may be harsh but not as harsh as calling me a drunk…Why is she even on the trip, does anyone actually like her?
Caitlyn: *raises hand* I love all the ladies!
Scarlett: Touché, tit for tat, but I happen to like her a little bit.
Hope: Well, suit yourselves, she’s a bit too desperate for me
Scarlett Confessional: Look was I happy with Dorian moving tables around at the party I threw for her… No. But that’s pretty petty to be holding onto especially when she has Hope coming after her.
Caitlyn: I think the evil spirit may be the spirit bringing my sista Paige to this trip…How do you ladies feel about my sister going?
Hope: Did Pat say she could come? I don’t think I’ve ever met her
Scarlett: I’m happy with her coming, I happen to like Paige a lot, but ooo she does NOT like Pat.
Caitlyn: She does not… I met with her before we left for the trip, she was BASHING the bitch!
Scarlett: *sips her champagne* Straight TRASHING her Hope you wouldn’t believe it!
Hope: This is not gonna end well *laughs* When’s she coming? Today? Or tomorrow?
Scarlett: I think it can, they’re cousins and family fights, but family always makes up. Especially in the peaceful place we’re in!
Hope: *laughs* It sounds like this Paige chick doesn’t care about location, as long as her point gets across
Caitlyn: *shakes head* Scarlett… Paige has had a big grudge against her ever since Pat destroyed our family.
Hope Confessional: Who in their sane mind invites someone on a trip without asking the host!? And this person hates the host! Caitlyn is MESS-SSAY!
Hope: Why is she coming again?
Scarlett: *whispers to Cait and covers her mic* Should we tell Hope what Paige really said, like about her money issues.
Caitlyn: *whispers back* Babe, I don’t know… should we?
Hope: *Looks Confused*
Scarlett:*looks at Hope* Can we tell you something, like between the three of us?
Hope: Totally!
Scarlett: Look Paige doesn’t like Pat for their family issues, but do you know anything about Pat’s money issues? Like her being dead broke after the divorce?
Hope: Oh wow, no I haven’t. So she’s broke?
Scarlett: That’s the rumor, Paige brought it up when we saw her.
Caitlyn: Should there be an investigation?
Hope Confessional: I’ve heard rumblings of Pat’s money issues around town, because I hear about everything, but never thought they were true. And still don’t *shrugs*
Scarlett: That’s why I was a bit confused about her hosting this trip, and well paying for all this. *gestures around herself*
Hope: That would be suspicious if she was having money problems….
Scarlett: I don’t know, I think I’ll leave it to the IRS, and Paige. *laughs*
Caitlyn: Well.. lets worry about that another time.. lets get a treatment done!
Pat Confessional: First Night in Arizona. What a beautiful day with Audra and Dorian. Looking forward to a nice dinner to kick off a weekend of healing
Dr. Audra: *sits down* This is a gorgeous table setting!
Hope Confessional: After a relaxing day, im hoping everyone can continue the peace and not be bitches. But after my conversation with Scarlett and Cait. Whew…we’ll see
Scarlett Confessional: I’m super excited for a nice relaxing dinner with the girls! Although Audra’s suitcases, far too much, why? They’re so unnecessary and taking up way too much space in our room! It’s a MESS and I can’t stand the clutter!
Dr. Dorian: Good evening ladies! *sits at table* *turns to Scarlett* I love your hair like this, girl!
Pat: *Looks around* I didn’t have Cait’s leash tight. Where is she?
Caitlyn: The party is here! *twirls*
Dr. Audra Confessional: Cait looks amazing! I mean I wouldn’t wear $25 thigh high boots in the desert but do you boo! *smiles*
Pat: *stands and holds up glass* I want to thank you all for being here. I’m looking forward to having a full weekend of fun, bonding and healing. Cheers to us! *sits* so ladies how we all settling in? the rooms are gorgeous right?
Scarlett: Well my rooming situation is interesting. *laughs
Pat: *Looks at Scarlett* Oh no! Is something wrong?!
Scarlett: Nothing wrong! I’m just surprised Audra can see the view with all her suitcases taking up so much space. *laughs*
Pat: *looks at Audra* How many suitcases you have baby?
Dr. Audra: *rolls eyes* Are you serious Scarlett? Are you really gonna bring this up? It’s so silly and stupid! It’s just annoying like you don’t have to announce that I have 14 suitcases! We’re done talking about it!
Hope: It’s okay Audra, she’s messing with you girl!
Scarlett: Wow Audra, relax! Just light humor, maybe when I trip over your suitcase just for all the spanx you wear in the middle of the night it’ll be a real issue.
Dr. Audra: Oh please Scarlett! *eye roll*
Scarlett Confessional: Gosh this girl CANNOT take a joke, remind me not to hangout with her because that’s all I make.
Pat: Let’s talk about what we are doing tomorrow…we are going to this little retreat thing where we open up and what not. I felt it would be good for us to go together. We can get to know eachother and maybe work out some stuff…Right.. Hope and Dorian?
Hope: Now what are you looking at me for? *laughs*
Pat: Well it’s no secret y’all don’t get along.. Maybe this is a step in the right direction?
Hope: When the girl over there decides to take the stick out of her ass. I’ll be happy to talk *smiles and sips wine*
Dr. Dorian Confessional: I’m just… I’m tired, I’m really tired… And I’m not going to have an adult conversation with someone who wears so much bronzer that they look like a member of the Oompa Lumpas *shrugs shoulders*
Dr. Dorian: *Sips drink and ignores Hope*
Hope Confessional: Dorian thinks she’s better then everyone else because she’s an “actress” Honey when was your last gig…that’s what I thought.
Scarlett: *looks at Dorian* Any response?
Dr. Dorian:*smiles smugly* No response.
Hope: Oh you can do the whole “I’m going to ignore her” bit. We know you’re an actress and that’s easy for you.. But I’m unbothered so don’t feel you’ve won, because we’ve just started
Scarlett: *looks around the table* Uhhh well. Good appetizers.
Hope Confessional: Game. Set. Match. Bitch.
Pat: Well.. tomorrow hopefully we can figure stuff out
Scarlett: Cait have you heard from Paige?
Pat: *Looks*
Caitlyn: Oh yes I did. She checked in with, wondering how everyone and I were doing… *sides eyes Pat* and how she loves everyone… *turns head towards Pat and giggles*
Pat: ANYWAY. So this food is absolutely delicious. I heard the Chef is from overseas
Scarlett: Wait Pat.
Pat: Yes? Loving the Food?
Scarlett: I’m just curious, Cait did she say when she’d be joining us.
Pat: I’m sorry? Who’s joining who?
Caitlyn: Paige..
Hope: *Looks at Cait and Scarlett* Are you two going to discuss this now in front of everyone?
Dr. Audra: Who the fuck is Paige? Who is this hoe? *laughs*
Scarlett: I just think if we’re making resolutions and healing, Paige and Pat have some healing to do *looks at Pat* Don’t you?
Pat: *Looks at Scarlett* I don’t think that’s any of your business
Dr. Paige: *Suddenly Paige walks in* Hey everyone!
Caitlyn: Paige!
Pat: *Looks up*
NEXT TIME ON Married To Medicine Twitter: Dr. Paige comes to dinner and all hell breaks loose.. Later the next day the ladies all head to a retreat to fix some of their broken bonds and open up about their lives.
