Season 5, Episode 13 “Blinded by the Wine”

#M2MTwitt
26 min readAug 5, 2021
The United Kingdom

The Camera pans over The United Kindom where we see Pat walking into a theater

Pat

Pat Confessional: This morning, while on the way to the theater where I’ll be performing tonight in the UK, I received information from my lawyers. Before sound check today, i’m sitting down with my PR team and assistant to make sense of it all.

Pat:*pat shown sitting down on the stage with her pr team and assistant* So.. I’m sure you all have heard the news that Tom is most likely going to file for divorce in the coming weeks and he sent me a letter that apparently I have to post on social media… *looks at Pr team*

PR Team: Unfortunately yes. We have to come to some sort of agreement before that happens.

Pat: Well all bets are off now. I’m coming for everything. If he wants to play these games, I can play it harder and better

Pat Confessional: Tom and I had an agreement after last year that separation was what was needed because of me not signing a prenup. I personally didn’t want him to worry about me taking his hard earned money. But now after trying to expose me on television and this letter… I will have the last laugh.

Pats Assistant: Pat do you want us to postpone tonight’s show?

Pat: *tearing up* No. the show must go on. People came out to see me and i’m going to give them a SHOW.

PR Team: We will speak to your lawyers and Toms lawyers and come to an agreement about what’s next.

Pat: Sounds good to me.

Pat Confessional: After Greece, I don’t need these women coming for me and telling me i’m some sort of liar. I am NOT a liar and the truth always has a way of rising to the top.

Pat: Alright people let’s get to work!!

Scene transitions to Petra at home with Gunter and her children

Petra, Gunter and their Children

Petra & Gunter’s kids, Viktor & Nixie, pick at their food.

Nixie: Mama, can we be done?

Viktor: I don’t like corn!

Gunter: You need to eat it so you can be big and strong *smiles*

Petra: Yes, yes, you kids may go play. It’s 30 minutes until bathtime, okay?

Viktor and Nixie both give Petra a kiss on a cheek and run off to play

Petra: Awhh…Mama loves you!

Gunter: *Gunter turns to her*So how was the rest of Greece?

Petra: Oh babe, it was amazing. I’m just so glad you came and we’re able to see my pop up shop!

Gunter: Petra, I was honestly very impressed. The amount of people, the sales. You made out!

Petra: Thank you babe.

Gunter: It did get a little rowdy.

Petra: *Petra rolls her eyes*That is what you get with that group of friends….

Gunter: I did want to talk to you about something. I know I’ve been hard on you but seeing you in Greece so haply with your work. You’re clearly a great mother. *he motions around* You keep our house running and a business running while I’m in the OR. I think I was just nervous being a new parent as well, I was freaking out. But I do want you to pursue your business venture and still be able to see friends. You can be a hands on mom while you fo all that, thats been evident to me this past year.

Petra: *Petra starts tearing up*Oh Gunter! Thank you. It’s been so hard on me I’ve just been stressing out feeling like Im failing…

Gunter: *Gunter gets up and hugs Petra* Im sorry if I ever contributed to that. You have been amazing. Keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll lay off. Well…maybe you could do without going out for three hour lunches every day with your girlfriends…maybe just make it two? *laughs*

Petra: No worries! I love you!

Petra Confessional

Petra Confessional: Finally, this is all I wanted Gunter to say.

Dr. Frankies Twitter Hills Office

Camera pans down to Doctor Frankie’s office and then we see a nurse answer the phone

Nurse Vanessa

Nurse Vanessa: Doctor Frankie’s office. How may I assist you? *a familar male voice is heard on the phone*

Male Voice: Is Doctor Neal in today?

Nurse Vanessa: Yes she is. Are you scheduled for an appointment for today?

Male Voice: No but I’m sure she wouldn’t mind the visit.

Nurse Vanessa: Okay…..weird. Just be sure to have a mask when you arrive sir. Health is wealth. *Nurse Vanessa hangs up the phone and shortly Dr Frankie walks in*

Frankie: Who was that?

Nurse Vanessa: I think it may been your brother. Couldn’t really tell.

Frankie: Hm, I wonder what he wanted. Let me call him back and ask.

Frankie Confessional: Since I came back from that interesting trip, I have been doing some reevaluation on a few friendships in this circle so soon as I came back I immediately threw myself into work mode to help keep me busy.

Frankie calls Dallas and as soon as the dial tone starts ringing the camera pans to the mysterious man coming in Frankie’s office which catches Frankie and Abigail Niijima, Frankie’s Nurse Practitioner off guard

Vince Neal, Frankie’s Ex-Husband
Abigail Niijima, Nurse Practitioner

Abigail Niijima (Nurse Practitioner): Oh damn. You just stroll in here and NOT speak to a sista? *camera pans up and now the mysterious man is now identified as Vince Neal, Frankie’s ex-husband*

Vince: I apologize. Good Afternoon Gail. How are you?

Abigail: I don’t go by Gail anymore I am a sophisticated woman now so I go by Abi.

Vince: Abi?

Abi: Abi as in ABILITY to beat your ass for walking into Frankie’s place of business. *Vince looks shocked*

Vince: Oh-kay then. *sits down* Is Frankie here? I need to speak with her.

Abi: Yes and she’s with a patient right now. *camera switches from Vince & Abi to Frankie reading her chemo and radiation schedule*

Exam Room
Dr. Frankie

Frankie: Because the cancer is in its early stages, we’ll have to do an aggressive treatment for precautionary reasons because the overall goal is to not have the cancer spread.

Patient looking scared but open minded

Frankie: It’s a scary process but we will get through it together. I’m here when you need to talk and express certain things. If you don’t express how you feel throughout this process then you’ll consumed in emotion and will overthink everything.

Patient: Okay. I will do my best. Are you on call?

Frankie: Always And Forever. *Patient smiles and gives Frankie a hug and leaves*

Frankie: Whew.! This was a rough day for sure. *Abi knocks on the door*

Abi: Heyy Fancy Boots! I have a surprise for you! *Frankie looking at Abigail side ways*

Frankie Confessional: Oh lord. Please let it be good. Abi surprises are either fun and exciting or dreadful and a pain in my ass so let’s see what she has to offer.

Vince walks through the door, Frankie’s eyes widen and looks shocked

Abi: He popped up as soon as I was going to go for lunch, I had to beat him up a little bit but he’ll be alright. *Vince gives Abi a stale look* Well….I’ll leave you two to it then.

Frankie: AHTAHT! You owe me LUNCH.! I want a bbq fries from my favorite place downtown since you’re going that way to meet that man and while you’re out pick me a cherry coke. I need something a little crisp in my mouth.

Abi: Yes MUVA! *Abi walks out*

Vince: Hey

Frankie: Hey. I thought we we agreed to just let bygones be bygones when we signed?

Vince: We did but after we signed those papers….*takes a breath* it made me feel some a way.

Frankie: Oh?

Vince: I don’t want to argue. I just want to tell you how I feel without being interrupted.

Frankie: Okay. Let’s go to my meeting room….I don’t want everyone to hear.

Vince: Okay. *Vince follows Frankie to the meeting room*

Private Meeting Room

Frankie: Okay. What’s up?

Frankie Confessional: I don’t have the slightest clue as to WHY Vince is here today. He wants to express how he feels and it’s like why now bro? You could have done that while were married. But go on then.

Vince: Look. I feel like it’s important for you to hear this but after talking to Dallas a few days ago, he helped me realize a few things. *flashback to Dallas & Vince having a conversation* *Frankie looking attentive now that Vince mentioned Dallas* I’m sorry. I know in the past I never gave you an apology for anything I’ve done because I was being stubborn about our marriage and relationship. At the time when you were talking about being a mom, I was insecure and I didn’t feel like I was ready and I didn’t want to hold you back and at the same time felt like you were too good for me. *takes pause and continues* Frankie, after seeing you & Jackie taking care of the kids and you two being in sync together and taking on the public’s opinion about everything, I was jealous.

Frankie: Don’t- I get it but we *Vince interrupts*

Vince: I wasn’t there for to protect you from anything negative in our relationship, I put your name in some messed up shit with a blog and I apologize wholeheartedly, you didn’t deserve that. You’re a damn good person. A damn good mother and I self sabotaged our marriage because I felt like I was never on your level. *Frankie in the midst of Vince speaking starts a steam of tears fall down her face* You & Jackie make a great couple. Your relationship isn’t perfect but you’re both their to protect each other and I’m sorry *reached across the table to hand Frankie’s hand* if I ever hurt you, I’m sorry for not being there for when you needed a support system the most. You didn’t deserve that. Frankie, I still love you and I always will.

Frankie Confessional: To hear Vince say all these things makes me feel many things and it makes me sad that our bond was broken and listening to him say how he sabotaged our relationship hurts because he changed and he changed and never gave me a choice or even a say.

Vince: I know this is a lot but I want us to start over and get back to being friends. I want to be there for the twins in anyway I can.

Frankie: That- *cleans face* That’s a matter I will have to discuss with Jackie because she comes first and her opinion matters to me and I’ll let you know.

Vince: I can understand that. I’m here for you anytime. I really hope we can genuinely start over and be cool again. You were the last person I wanted to hurt but I did! So as a man I need to correct it because regardless of what the world may think, I care about you and I should’ve acted like it.

Frankie: How many times have you told your man this? *Vince smirks*

Vince: None. He’ll get another speech when the time comes but this was from my gut & heart. You’re doing a great job, Doctor Neal! Keep it up. I heard your edible party was good!

Frankie: Yeah.! I’m planning to release the new line after I come back from the Amsterdam to finalize a few things. *Walks Vince Out*

Nurse In The Background: It just seems Vince misses you.

Frankie: YOU NOSEY BITCHES! *laughs* He did, didn’t he? That was cute and the apology was real and sincere but Jackie needs to know regardless.

Vanessa: I think you should bring Vince in on the new marijuana edibles you’re making.

Frankie: Uh…..why?

Vanessa: Because he has a following, everyone loves edibles and he looks damn good.! I’m telling you, you would sell out anddddd he has a great body!

Frankie: Hmm….I’ll think about it. You do make valid points though.

Dr. Frankie Confessional

Frankie Confessional: It was nice to see Vince learn, change and grow because I don’t like to see people stay the same forever. It took some time but I think he finally gets it! I’m not sad that it had to take a divorce to put things into perspective but you can never put a time limit on when people grow and change.

Exam Room at Dr. Annabels Office

The scene opens into Annabel’s office where she’s finishing up with a patient

Dr. Annabel

Annabel: So everything looks good. Your estrogen levels are definitely where we want them to be. You’re no longer feeling any pain from the surgery are you?

Catherine, Dr. Annabel’s Patient

Catherine: *sighs* No. I’m on the pain meds you gave me. I feel really good actually. I do have a question though.

Annabel: *looks up* Ok. What’s going on? I’m listening

Catherine: I wanted to *pauses and awkwardly finishes* know if you, think me & my boyfriend can be intimate soon?

Annabel: *smiles* You two are in love aren’t you? Now as I’ve said before we don’t recommend receptive intercourse until 12 weeks post surgery but you’ve past that stage. So as long as you and your boyfriend are comfortable, I think you’re ready.

Catherine: *jumps up in excitement* Thank you Dr. Annabel. I really couldn’t have asked for a better doctor. You’ve made this transition so easy for me. I just want to say that my dreams have come true.

Annabel: This is what I’m here for. *pats patients shoulder* You have my number if you need anything else. So let’s get you finished up. We should schedule you a follow up, let’s say, in about 6 months? I’ll have the nurse set you up. *walks patient out to the front desk* *returns to office and a nurse knocks on the door*

Sandra: Dr. Annabel, your son is here.

Annabel: *takes off glasses & smiles* Oh!! Let him in.

Luke, Dr. Annabel’s Son

Luke: *enters & high fives* Hey mom. You got some time for me?

Annabel: Hey baby. How are you? You’ve been behaving I hope! And I always have time for you. Sit. What’s up?

Luke: *laughs* Yeah mom. I have. I’m only bad when I need to be. *winks*

Annabel: You are too much. *takes gum out of desk & offers some* So what’s up? Are we still on for dinner with your girlfriend later?

Luke: Yes. And about that. *places both hands on heart* I just wanted to say I’m sorry.

Annabel: For what? You didn’t max out my card again did you? *stares at Luke*

Luke: Noooo!! Well, maybe I did. But no, I just wanted to say I’m sorry because I forgot to tell you but I spoke to Dr. Tiffany when you had your event and I kinda gave her a not so good description of you. I had just come from a therapy session & I was asked about when I first transitioned and it just brought back memories of Rodolfo and how he treated you during that time. And how you didn’t accept me. I just vented to her. I shouldn’t have. And I’m sorry.

Annabel: *exhales* It’s ok sweetie. I know I wasn’t thinking clearly at that time. And you were entitled to feel like that. I never made it easy. But you know now, I’d do anything for you.

Luke: I know Mom. You really came around for me and fought my school, those moms who wanted to have me expelled. You really stood up for me and I just want to say I love you. I don’t blame you for anything because I feel like if we didn’t go through that, we wouldn’t be where we are today. And we’ve come so far. Your support just, I wanna say thank you.

Annabel: *starts crying* You are a wonderful son. Come here. *gets up and hugs Luke* You know everything I do is all for you. Everything. I’d give my life for you. I am so proud to be your mother. Give me kisses!

Luke: Ew!! *laughs* Ok mom. That’s enough. I’m not a baby anymore.

Annabel: I can’t help it. You’re still my baby.

Luke: Did Dr. Tiffany ever say anything to you? *grabs a chocolate from candy jar on Annabel’s desk*

Annabel: She did yes. When we were in Greece. In front of everyone. It was embarrassing. I yelled and threw wine at her. I’m not used to fighting people. With my words or anything else. I’m a doctor and if I expect people to take me seriously, I can’t exhibit that kind of behavior.

Dr. Annabel Confessional

Annabel Confessional: At this point I don’t feel comfortable around this group anymore. You know I’m not confrontational & I’m not used to being around people with such strong personalities who use them in an acerbic manner. And the fact that she tried to use my son to make me out as a bad mother, unacceptable.

Luke: Mom. I’ve seen you fight. You’re no weakling.

Annabel: Be quiet!! *laughs* That’s when people mess with my baby. But it’s fine. I’ve got so much to focus on so I’m not even going to worry about Dr. Tiffany. *grabs purse & gets up* Let’s go. I’m done for the day and I have to get home so I can freshen up so you can introduce me to your girlfriend!!

Luke: If you break out the embarrassing mom act I swear I won’t talk to you! *laughs*

Annabel: Fine! Let’s go you troublemaker. *The scene ends with Annabel & Luke waking out with their arms around each other.*

Dr. Tiffany on Fox and Friends

Cameras show Tiffany sitting on couch at Fox and Friends: Twitter

Tiffany: And that’s why the Twitter Legislature needs to pass the Family Security Act to make sure expecting families can access maternal and reproductive care. We will continue putting birthing people at risk if we do not add a public option for healthcare.

Host: And there you have it. Dr. Tiffany Rivers, thank you for joining me today. I hope we’ll be able to have you back soon. Also, congratulations are in order for you! An article hit outlets today that you will be joining University of Twitter as an Assistant Professor.

Tiffany: *nods* Thank you, I’m looking forward to teaching more than one seminar a year *laughs*

Host: I’m sure the students will be better off because of it. Thank you for joining us here at the Hortensia Lake show on Fox and Friends. Stay informed and stay right here- we’ll be back with more after the break.

Producer: And we’re clear! Great segment ladies. Tiffany, let’s get your mic off and Hortensia, you’re back on in 3 minutes and counting down.

Cameras show Tiffany smiling and waving at Hortensia as crew removes the mic

Dr. Tiffany Confessional

Tiffany Confessional: Producer- Why go on a conservative outlet like Fox and Friends? Tiffany- As an advocate and physician, I feel it is my job to go wherever there’s space. Health is a matter of the public, we all deserve to live healthy lives. I’m there to add my perspective and I welcome debate *smiles*

Tiffany: *walks towards dressing room* I’ve got to call Tre about this gender reveal!

Tiffany’s Fox News Dressing Room / Office

Tre: *answers FaceTime* Hi Dr. Tiffany! How are you? You look amazing.

Tiffany: I’m good! Talk about me? Your pregnancy glow is amazing and radiant. How’s life with the nephew? You feel ready to be a mom?

Tre: Thank you! I’m honestly ready for this baby to come up outta me. *laughs* I feel excited about but I’m also a bit anxious.

Tiffany: That’s understandable. Listen, I wanted to call you about the gender reveal.

Tre: Tiffany Diane Rivers..

Tiffany: It’s not bad news! *laughs* I have the formal invitations ready but just wanted to see how you feel about Courtney coming. I know originally you were not for it, but I wanted to double check

Tre: Who is that?

Tiffany: Okay, then there’s the answer

Tre: If she learned how to conduct herself properly in the group then I would have no problem with that. She’s rude and she’s disrespectful. I don’t have time for little bitches.

Tre Confessional

Tre Confessional: Courtney annoys the hell out of me and that’s the honest truth. I don’t even hate the girl but she does all this rah rah mess to make a point.

Tiffany: Ooookay! That settles it. I’ve got to get back to the office so I’ll call you later. Take care of yourself, babe. No drinking! *points stern finger at Tre through the phone*

Tiffany Confessional: Tre really doesn’t like Courtney. I don’t know the extent of the history, I don’t care to know. All I care about is Tre having a smooth pregnancy

Tre: I’m not drinking I promise. We can’t have this baby crazy like the momma. *laughs*

Tiffany: Exactly *laughs*

Courtney’s Home

Courtney Confessional: Jocelyn and I have really been there for each other in this group. So I invited her to my home to catch up from that trip AND talk about her opening!! Let’s sip this tea- well this wine.

Jocelyn

Jocelyn: *walks up and knocks on door*

Courtney: *camera pans over the house as Courtney opens the door* Hey pretty girl-UHTUHT not you serving stomach in this dress!!!! Come in girl!!

Jocelyn: Yes, I came all natural. *walks in and sits* Pop some bottles! You know I need some champagne

Courtney: Yess! You know I have the alcohol *laughs and pops champagne* so how’re you feeling after the trip… *pours two glasses*

Jocelyn: Girl the trip I don’t even want to discuss. It was everything, but enjoyable but that’s to expect when you’re going on a trip planned by Pat

Courtney: Girl, listen… I am just so glad that is OVER. I hate how they tried to attack your marriage though. I feel the allegations aren’t just slanderous but it kind of had a condescending message behind it all.

Jocelyn: Nothing Pat or Frankie says hold value or merit. Anyways, I don’t think I’ve ever been to your home! This is my first time being here!

Courtney Confessional

Courtney Confessional: When Pat was accusing Donovan of being gay and living a secret life, I felt sad not only for Donovan but for their whole family. It was so sad that she even did some foolishness like that.

Courtney: Ohh yess! I don’t think you have either. This is actually one of 3 homes. I like this one the most though… want to take a tour through the house?

Jocelyn: So wait, is this the house your grandfather paid for? *laughs* You know I’m messy

Courtney: *laughs* so, actually thats the 3rd house! He wanted that one to be the vacation home for the family. The other 2 are paid fully and solely by the Graham’s honey *flips hairs and laughs*

Jocleyn: Speaking of him, are you nervous about his impending charges?

Courtney: *lets out a deep sigh* I am… honestly as much as I want to hate him, I can’t. He was the only man I knew growing up. I don’t know if I told you or not but he lied and said that I knew about the whole thing. Hence why he tried to throw it off on me so quickly.

Courtney Confessional: As of right now, I am being questioned by the FBI. When you have something like this happen all you can do is pray for the best, but prepare for the worst. I know I am innocent.

Jocelyn: Oh wow- so are you under investigation STILL?

Jocelyn Confessional

Jocelyn Confessional: This whole story is confusing, cricked, and crazy. I don’t even know how to react to something of this nature.

Courtney: Still! And the crazy thing is, i’ve given them all of the evidence. He has the whole Louisiana higher ups on his side as well. I’ve given them audio from the trip, and even the little footage that was captured. Honestly at this point I’m praying for the best but preparing for the worst. I’m worried about my babies and my husband the most. *crying* I don’t know- I try to stay so damn strong but I’m tired…

Jocleyn: *makes face as Courtney head is down and I’m consoling her* Well all we can do is pray. When you do clownery, the clown comes back and bite. The truth eventually be exposed and you’ll be vindicated! *Wipes tears* Enough of that, my wine cellar opening is tomorrow; I hope to see you there and hopefully this’ll help relieve some stress

Courtney: *wipes eyes* you’re right. I hate crying…. I think that’ll be a good time for me. Wait, you invited all of the ladies too?

Jocelyn: Well…I’ve invited Petra, Tiffany, Annabel, you of course, and Tre. I know a few of those aren’t necessarily your cup of tea

Courtney: So no Frankie and Pat? Got it. I’m excited then! Hopefully Tre will act right.

Jocelyn: Well that’s good! I’m going to get going. I hope you’re okay and continue prospering

Courtney: Thank you soo much. *hugs Jocelyn* girl you know your booty is getting bigger!! Let me tell Donovan he’s doing right chile!! *laughs*

Jocelyn’s Wine Cellar
Jocelyn’s Wine Cellar
Jocelyn and Dr. Donovan

Camera pans over the wine cellar and then to Jocelyn and Donovan sitting and giggling

Jocelyn Confessional: Tonight is my big night! I have put in extra effort to ensure that this project turned out perfectly. Despite what some of the haters presented, I won’t let bitches who get one Broadway show, or bitches who get one CBD deal; deter me.

Donovan: Is Pat coming?

Jocelyn: No she is not. Absolutely not. However, I am planning to mend fences with someone.

Jocelyn Confessional: Donovan nor I want Pat around! Not. At. All!

Dr. Angela

Angela: *walks in* This is stunning, wow!

Jocelyn: Angela Syed, is that you bitch!?

Angela: It is me in the flesh and fashion! I told you I’d come!

Jocelyn: *walks up to hug Angela along with Donovan* I am so happy you made it.

Angela: How is the married couple? They still trying to tear you two apart?

Jocelyn: Girl, the ones that struggling with keeping men are still on their journey to destroy us. Pat even came with a lie that Donovan is gay. Like?

Donovan: If you gone come with something, come harder. Patricia Landry needs to back off. Better be glad she’s a woman

Jocelyn: Don’t say that Donovan.

Angela: Oh that’s weird. I’m not an attorney, just a doctor but if I’m about to go to trial for divorce, I wouldn’t lash out. That’s a win for Tom.

Jocelyn: Pat is going to lose anyways because Tom told Donovan that she stepped out way before his ex-wife came back into the picture.

Jocelyn Confessional

Jocelyn Confessional: Clearly Pat clocked out before Tom did and tried to cover it up and hide what was going on. And when I say clocked out, I mean clocked out like 2 years ago.

Angela: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that! *plugs ears* Lala! Positivity only, let’s focus on what you’ve accomplished. I can’t stay but I wanted to at least congratulate you both and give you this *hands over a card with video file inside* Play that when you get home

Jocelyn: Will do! I’m so happy you could make it. *hugs Angela as she leaves*

Courtney

Courtney: *Walks in* Jocelyn!!! This is absolutely beautiful. Oh my gosh. I’m so proud of you. Thanks for the invite

Jocelyn: Courtney! Thanks dear. *hugs*

Petra and Annabel’s Car
Petra

Petra: *rides in the backseat of the car with Annabel* Girl, this has to be better than that horrid dinner we had on our last night in Greece…

Dr. Annabel

Annabel: I don’t know why I wore white. I’m still not wanting to around any of these ladies. Not sure if I’ll be thrown in the mud.

Petra: It’s okay. You know I have your back. Tiffany and them were totally out of line, but this is Jocelyn’s event so lets keep it semi-classy. We are here! Lets get in there

Petra Confessional: Jocelyn and I definitly tolerate eachother. We aren’t really friends but now I’d say we aren’t really enemies*shrugs* so thats good. Better than we’ve ever been! I appreciate that she invited me to her opening.

Jocelyn: Oh, look at there. Petra and Anna! Hey ladies, thanks for coming!

Annabel: Hey Joc. I just want to say I’m so happy for you. This is amazing.

Courtney: *smiles* hey girls!

Petra: Hi Jocelyn. This is very cute *smiles and gives her a hug* Courtney! You look…. really cute *kisses on cheek*

Courtney: Hey Annabel. How are you? Hey Petra. You look amazing.

Annabel: I’m ok. But I’m a little uncomfortable being here. But hey, such is this life.

Tre

Tre: *to Tiffany and Brenda* Girls you gotta help me outta this car. *laughs* Jocelyn is very lucky I love her chile…

Dr. Tiffany and Brenda

Tiffany: Brenda and I will help you *Brenda and Tiffany play tug of war to help Tre out*

Tre Confessional

Tre Confessional: See I receive top quality treatment with Dr. Tiffany. I have two lovely people to assist me. That’s what happens when you have those coins.

Jocelyn: *sees Tiffany and Tre* My besties! Oh God Tre, you’ve gotten bigger since the last time I saw you. *laughs* That baby is coming any minute now!

Tre: *hugs Jocelyn* Girl you know I love you! Tiffany said I can’t drink wine but you know to send a supply to the house.

Tiffany: Tre, don’t play! You need all your wits with a newborn around

Courtney Confessional: I see Tre..*smiles excessively* this is what big tongue and big belly is getting from me tonight- nothing more and nothing less.

Jocelyn: Can I have everyones attention! This venture means a lot to me. Considering the challenges I faced last year and the year before last, I needed to make sure I did something big and different. Although I’ve experienced a lot of hate from the two people who are on the verge of losing love, I still persevered. And that’s all due to my husband, Dr. D, in the back. I hope you all enjoy. Get some wine. And come back soon! And for the record, this wine all has my name on it!

The crowd and ladies clap for Jocelyn

Jocelyn: *tricks Courtney and Tre into coming together by me* Whew, I can sense the tension ladies.

Tre: *to Jocelyn* I didn’t know you invited strays to a classy event

Courtney: From what I know. Aren’t you the stray?

Jocelyn: Look! I just wanted you to have an invite to my home for Tre’s gender reveal. Tre, you don’t think you can budge just a little?

Tre: *to Jocelyn* Budge about what? Why would I want the devil around my baby?

Courtney: She doesn’t have to. I don’t want to be friends with secret fans. That’s crazy. Devil? The devil is carrying the baby.

Tre: Secrets fans? Girl you were a fan of mine on Twitter. I changed your diapers and paid your bills

Courtney: Girl bye!! You were the first one in my likes EVERY TIME. I didn’t even know yo ass.

Tre: This is about celebrating life but why would I want someone like her around me and my family?

Courtney: Girl shut up. Please!!!

Tre: And what are you going to do if I don’t shut up?

Courtney: You should go and pay some bills. Don’t you pay yours and your husband’s?

Tre: I do pay my husband’s bills and he calls me Big Momma. He sure does.

Courtney: Exactly. So please shut up. Go take care of your responsibilities. You should not be worrying about who’s showing up at a damn baby shower

Tre: But the thing is Courtney, the baby shower is for me. I’m sorry you’ve sucked at life and haven’t had the opportunity to attend such a lavish celebration but that’s not my problem. You should’ve married someone better.

Courtney: I don’t care who it’s for!!! You’re making this shit a big ass deal. I understand your sentiments. I’ll pay for the catering service. How much? Damn.

Tre: You can’t afford my catering. You can’t even afford what you’re wearing now.

Tre Confessional

Tre Confessional: Look I’m really being quite nice to Courtney in this moment. She’s lucky I’m pregnant. Who argues with a pregnant woman?

Courtney: This girl and I will never be friends. Fuck her. Come through!!!! Girl bitch bye!!! You’re 20 years everyone’s senior!!!! I’m glad you could get pregnant. What a damn blessing!!!

Jocelyn: *Pulls Tre away* Tre, I didn’t mean for it to get this way. You are pregnant and shouldn’t be yelling this much

Tiffany: *Runs over* Tre, I can’t have you around this. Let’s just go…I’ll come back and get you some wine for post-delivery. Come on Tre, Courtney isn’t worth it

Courtney still yelling in the background before exiting the event

Jocelyn: Courtney! Let. It. Go. Tre, I am Sorry! *hugs her as she’s preparing to leave*

Tre: *to Tiffany* You’re right. I don’t need this stress around my precious royal baby. She needs to grow the fuck up. Who gets mad over not being invited to a baby shower? We don’t even run in the same circle and if it weren’t for this show, she wouldn’t be in my presence.

Jocelyn Confessional: Baby! You thought I was a mess!? Tre will take you there AND back. Her, Tiffany, and Angela up there. *laughs*

Tiffany brings Tre to the car and they leave

Petra: Well.. what was that all about?

Jocelyn: Petra, I actually wanted to speak with you

Petra: *nods* Okay. Whats up, Jocelyn?

Annabel: *stands next to Petra & Jocelyn*

Jocelyn: So Petra, we’ve been through a lot. *pulls out Gucci bag* Per Annabel’s request, I decided to do something nice for you and I couldn’t give it to you in Greece, so here it is now. *Flashback to unaired moment Jocleyn bought the bag for Petra* In remembrance of our past issues, as we’re putting them to rest tonight, right now.

Petra: *takes bag and smiles* Wow…thank you Jocelyn. That’s really nice and it means alot. *gives her a hug* I’m so down for putting everything behind us. I’m so tired of us throwing shade and coming at eachother! You know we used to be good friends and I think we both had our parts in going low and messing up our friendship. Let’s just start with a clean slate and try to actually enjoy eachother’s company since we are around eachother alot! And I apologize whole heartedly for my part in the deterioration of our friendship. I know I messed up

Jocelyn: I appreciate that. I know you’ve been trying to move on forever, but I’m a stubborn — never delusional — ole, bitch. *laughs*

Annabel: *giddily claps* This is growth ladies!! I’m so happy!!

Jocelyn: It is! Hopefully Petra soon realizes who is the cancer of the group

Petra: *laughs* Oh I know. But I’m glad this is put to bed! *smiles and looks around* This is really a lovely event, you didnt invite Pat or Frankie?

Jocelyn: No, why would I invite those two? The two who are losing love, but accusing me of living a lie?

Petra: *nods a bit* This group has just gotten so…at eachothers throats. It’s getting sad. We all need to take a chill pill

Suddenly a Black Car pulls up outside

Pat

Pat: *Pat steps out of the car with two bottles of wine in hand and walks into the Wine cellar* *Looks around with posse* This is cute!

Everyone looks in shock

Jocelyn: Why is Patricia soon to not be Landry here?

Pat: Where is the host?!

NEXT TIME ON the SEASON FINALE of Married To Medicine Twitter: The fallout from Jocelyn’s Wine Cellar opening continues; Tiffany and Annabel come face to face; Pat and Frankie have lunch with a former friend that has information on Petra; Tre’s gender reveal has the group asking whats the gender and what is going on with Petra.

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