Pat: *Pat outside with production* I am NOT doing this. She fucking assaulted me! I was told she WASN’T allowed to be here, Chris. SHUT THIS DOWN NOW!
Chris: Pat, calm down. Take a deep breath. We never promised any of this to you.
Pat: You wanna GO THERE, Chris?! SERIOUSLY?!
Chris: Pat, it’s not a big deal. You’re on a television show and you have to deal with these women… even Makayla. Please just go back in.
Pat: Chris, I’m going back in but I am NOT fucking happy. *takes a breath and walks back inside*
Angela: Pat, are you doing okay?
Pat: I’m good. Don’t worry, hun. *sits down and continues eating*
Makayla: *makes her way around the room saying hello to everyone except Pat and Tanya* Annika, nice to meet you. I’m Makayla!
Annika: *extends hand* Hi pleasure to finally meet you…
Angela: Makayla, do you conveniently have any gluten free food?
Annika: *glares at Angela* it’s no big deal stop it.
Angela: Lighten up, girl. It’s a JOKE.
Frankie: What’s up with gluten free food? Some of you ladies could use some gluten otherwise you’ll blow away with the wind.
Annika: I have a severe intolerance. I can’t stomach it. It’s a pretty serious condition. It’s NOT a joke.
Angela: Well you just said it’s not a big deal. But go ahead and make it a big deal…
Pat: Why are we making a big deal over food. She asked for gluten free, you don’t have it… move on *rolls eyes*
Pat’s Confessional: These girls love to just pick on people… stop picking on Annika! Like seriously, grow the FUCK up.
Tanya: But anyway, sooo ladies… I know ya’ll probably aren’t to happy that I’m here on this lil retreat, but I’m here and I honestly would like to move forward. I genuinely think you are all good people deep down and I like us all to have fun again.
Angela: Well if you’re willing to tell the truth, I think that could be pursued.
Tanya: *rolls eyes* Angela, come on. What do you want me to say? Like seriously?! I told ya’ll the truth, what else do you want from me?
Angela: I expect truth from everyone so don’t make it a gang up thing. The only way to heal is tell the truth. A hit dog will holler.
Frankie: Then run her over? *laughs*
Annika: *grabs wine glass and spoon and begins to tap it getting the group’s attention* Excuse me! This is supposed to be about healing, I won’t allow bullying of her! Let’s be mature here.
Jocelyn: We are all very mature, dear.
Tanya: If you have issues with me, put them out on the table now or we can do it privately. But I’m just tired of this shit.
Pat: Honestly, the only person here that truly should have an issue with Tanya was me. I’ve moved on… it’s time to move the fuck on. It’s boring at this point!
Makayla: I mean what are we moving forward from?
Tanya: Makayla, we’re moving on from the stupid shit I did to you a few years back. I brought Leo’s ex around and that was dead wrong of me. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m sincerely sorry because I was dead wrong.
Makayla: Well, you owe Leo an apology for attempting to make an example of him. You latched on to it and tried to make it an issue when it wasn’t.
Tanya: Makayla, I’d be happy to sit down with Leo and yourself to apologize to him.
Makayla: Well sadly Leo is out of the country right now doing work. So I’m here and I will accept your apology but tread lightly Tanya, I don’t give third chances. *sips*
Pat: Does anyone else have any issues with Tanya? Angela? Frankie? You two seem to have issues with her. Speak up now!
Angela: I said we’re fine as long as she tells the truth.
Frankie: Never had an issue with even the pettiness of you pressing for a refund. It definitely wasn’t a good look, but whatever. *rolls eyes*
Frankie’s Confessional: This girl is team TOO MUCH for me. Frankie, what did I ever do to you? …… Nothing girl, Nothing. *rolls eyes*
Tanya: Yes Frankie, I made an issue out of the refund. It wasn’t a good look and I’m sorry again. If that’s all, then thank you ladies for taking the time to talk with me and work things out. We can talk more about them later if you would like, but I just want to move on.
Tanya’s Confessional: I don’t think these ladies really accepted my apologies, they still seem upset about something and I don’t know what it is. But I’m hoping that they will take this retreat weekend seriously and we can move forward. I’m too old to be playing these middle school games, chile.
Tanya: *walks upstairs to my bedroom* Ooh chile, I’m exhausted.
*Phone rings*
Tanya: *answers facetime* Hey baby!
John: Hey babe! How’s everything going so far?
Tanya: Well babe, the bitches are coming after me again. *chuckles* Like always! I’m trying to move forward with them, but they just seem like they still have a problem with me. I don’t get it!
John: I don’t get it either, babe. I think they’re just fucking jealous of you. That’s what I think!
Tanya: Pat and Annika have been super sweet though and they’ve been standing up for me. They both realize that this gang up shit is stupid! It’s so middle school.
John: Well baby, here’s what my advice is. Maybe just listen to what they’re saying… as long as they’re being respectful. Now if they get loud and crazy, then handle them accordingly.
Tanya’s Confessional: John’s my baby and he’s my partner in life. He always gives me his honest advice, even if I don’t always wanna hear it. But that’s why I love him!
Tanya: So babe, what’re you doing today?
John: Hanging out with Mama and the kids.
Tanya: *sighs* How’s that going?
John: We’re having a good time! I really want you and Mama to have a civil talk when you get back from the retreat. And it better not be like last time… *flashback to the last meeting*
Tanya’s Confessional: So since everything happened last year, John ended up making up with his Mother. I haven’t spoken to her, but she has told John that she’s willing to move on with me. I’m willing to move on, but I hope she’s telling the truth and not playing his feelings again. We’ll see…
John: Baby, please think about it because I’m feeling like the middle man again and I don’t like it.
Tanya: I’ll think about it, John. Well you go have fun with the kids and i’ll call you later. Love you! *kisses and hangs up* I don’t wanna make up with that bitch… *rolls eyes and sighs as scene ends*
Angela: LADIES, it’s pool time! *sits relaxing in chair with Margarita*
Annika: *walks outside and sits down* Hey, Angela! This is gorgeous! Thanks for having me, hun. It’s the relaxing weekend that I need.
Angela: It’s my pleasure. I’ve sent the staff to the grocery store to ensure you have some gluten free items.
Annika: *looks suprised* oh wow that’s very kind, thank you.
Makayla: *comes out changed in her swimwear and cover up. She has her glass of wine with her and has a seat on the lounge chair next to Annika* BEAUTIFUL day!
Angela: Hey gorgeous, Makayla! I don’t know if you formally got to meet her, but this is Annika.
Annika: Hey, Makayla! *smiles*
Makayla: Yes we met… nice to meet you, again. I guess?
Makayla’s Confessional: What’s so special about this Annika girl? Like DAMN. We’ve already met! I don’t have to be introduced to someone 50 million times.
Frankie: HAAAAAYYYY ladies!
Angela: Dr. FRANKIE! DAMN!
Frankie: ANNIKA, nice to see you again babe. *air kisses Annika and sits down*
Annika: *air kisses Frankie*
Frankie’s Confessional: FINALLY! A nice day with some of the sane girls. Just what Doctor Frankie ordered.
Angela: So Makayla, about you and Pat… I hope you two can have a conversation and you apologize for what went down.
Makayla: *sighs* I don’t know maybe maybe not. I’m not ready to apologize. Because I’m not sorry! *sips* She was in MY personal space!
Annika: Makayla, I know we just met, but Pat and I are becoming really close. Why did you assault my friend? Was it that serious for you to slap her?
Angela: *chokes on drink*
Makayla: Annika, when someone is invading your personal space your fight or flight instances come on and it was such a small hallway, I couldn’t run. It was more of a push to the face to get out of my space.
Annika: *nods* I see. It just really hurt her because she said you guys were like sisters. It’s a shame that it got to that point.
Frankie: Uh…
Angela: Why is she talking to you and not Makayla?
Annika: Because she’s my friend and she confided in me, Angela. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Makayla: It is a shame and she was like a sister but that just shows you that ANYBODY will turn on you for a buck.
Frankie: Not even a buck, honey… a DIME.
Makayla: Whatever she made off that coloring book.
Frankie: That $30 obituary. *laughs*
Angela’s Confessional: Becoming close? They just met like 3 weeks ago…love at first sight I guess. *shrugs*
Makayla: Enough about Pat, why don’t we talk about you Annika since we’re just getting to know you.
Annika: Well I’m a plastic surgeon as you know! And i’m happily married! Since I was 5 *giggles and shows off giant ring*
Angela: You were a child bride?
Frankie: OOP.
Annika: We had an arranged marriage…
Makayla: *looks at ring* Oh my god that’s gorgeous!!! *shows my ring* Almost as big as mine, but not quite. *giggles*
Annika: *stares at Makayla’s ring* nah. I think mine’s a bit bigger but I love yours! It’s definitely fitting for a plastic surgeons wife. It screams rich. *smiles and nods*
Makayla: Did you pay for your own ring? Or did he? *sips* Because that ring definitely screams that you bought your OWN diamond. *laughs*
Annika: Why would I pay for my own ring? *flips hair* try again, sweetie. *rolls eyes*
Makayla: I’m kidding, girl! Lighten up.
Frankie’s Confessional: Two bitches one upping each other about fashion, style, rings, blings and other things, I am here for it! *sips water*
Makayla: Anyway Annika, do you have kids?
Annika: Yes, I have a 2 year old Lily! I know you have a little girl too right?
Makayla: Yes! I do she’s about turn one and her name is Evie. I also have a 4 year old boy Levi. Two of them is a hand full, but I love it.
Annika: Oh wow! Yes being mother of two is so much work and can be really stressful. I commend you it’s going to be a few years for me.
Annika’s Confessional: Maybe Makayla isn’t so bad after all? I mean she’s a Mom of two basically raising them by herself while Leo is out of the country.
Annika: So Angela, how are you and the family doing? I haven’t seen Mahir for a while.
Frankie: WAIT- you two know each other?!
Angela: I know OF Annika and her husband, but I don’t want to dwell on this topic. I’m not going to play this game with her.
Annika: *looks confused* What are you talking about Angela? I was just asking a question.
Angela’s Confessional: She wants to play dumb, I will too. I’m not giving her any more energy. Bye Annika!
Angela: *gets up* I don’t even wanna be out here anymore. I’ll see you all later. *grabs margarita and walks off*
Annika: *rolls eyes* What’s her problem? Stuck up, bitch.
Frankie: Just another day with the bitches, honey! Get used to it. *laughs*
Pat: *jogging around Angela’s beach house and around the neighborhood*
Pat’s Confessional: After the brunch, I needed to go for a run. I’m super stressed with Makayla being here. Plus this weekend of healing isn’t doing much yet.
Jocelyn: *walking around the neighborhood and runs into Pat* Oh wow… would ya look at that… hey, Pat!
Pat: *slows down and catches breath* Oh… hey! Didn’t think anyone else would wanna go jogging with me. Especially not you. *laughs*
Jocelyn: Oh, I exercise baby to keep these HIPS! *laughs*
Pat:*laughs* Do you wanna take a walk together?
Jocelyn: You know what, sure! *starts walking with Pat* So how are you doing overall, Pat? Come to think of it, we really haven’t talked one-on-one in a while. At least not without tension. *laughs*
Pat: I mean I’m alright. Not sure how I feel about this weekend overall. Seeing Makayla is giving me a bit of PTSD.
Jocelyn: Well, I think that’s a different story. I mean, I don’t condone violence, but you did snatch Jazmine’s pony before and did you ever apologize to her for that? I mean all I’m saying is to see both sides…
Pat: A little hair pull is different from being slapped though. I mean in a court of law, it’s assault and battery. But yes, I did apologize to Jazmine for it.
Jocelyn: Maybe she isn’t ready yet. Makayla and I have grown closer, so I understand she didn’t come in wanting to do that, but she probably just had a moment- and didn’t realize what she was doing.
Pat: That could be true. But anyway, enough about Makayla… let’s talk about you & I. How do WE move forward?
Jocelyn: Pat, every year you and I make a truce and try to move on, but somehow, you find a way to come at me and create an issue with me which spirals out of control.
Pat: See and I feel you do the same thing!
Jocelyn: I don’t start with you. That’s where your highly mistaken.
Jocelyn’s Confessional: Pat and I are like oil and water, we just can’t seem to get along. I’m not sure what it would take to move forward at this point… maybe Jesus can fix it chile, because no one else can. *laughs*
Pat: So let’s break this down… what is your big issue with me?
Jocelyn: Well for example, last year we were doing fine, but when we get to Las Vegas you create LIES about me.
Pat: WAIT- now stop right there. That’s not true. Your “friend” told me some things that you had allegedly said and you even admitted to saying some of those things.
*flashback to Petra and Pat talking in Vegas last year*
Jocelyn: Well actually, you lied about a lot of it. You exaggerated it and then once she called you out about it, you threw her away like a piece of trash.
Pat: No, I stopped talking to Petra because she told me things that weren’t factual.
Jocelyn: I beg to differ-
Pat: Jocelyn, let’s stop. We’re never going to fully agree about this and I don’t wanna keep going down this path. We don’t have to be BFF’s, but we need to learn to be around each other for the sake of the group.
Jocelyn: You know what, I couldn’t agree more. Let’s move on. We don’t have to be friends, but we can deal with one another without yelling every time we hangout.
Pat’s Confessional: I’m over fighting with this woman. It’s boring. It’s old. There no use to it. Let’s move the fuck on because there’s more important things happening in the world.
Jocelyn: You gotta big ass, girl! *smacks Pat’s ass and the two laugh as the scene ends*
Angela: *looks over spread* Okay we’ve got salmon, shrimp, scallops, mashed potatoes… this looks great Anthony- you outdid yourself.
Angela’s Confessional: Tonight I’m hosting a fancy dinner for the ladies. I’ve had my team create a beautiful setup and make a delicious spread for everyone to enjoy. Even you, Annika.
Pat: *walks down* Beautiful spread, Ang!
Angela: Thank you, thank you Patricia. *smiles*
Pat’s Confessional: After today’s chat with Jocelyn. I’m looking forward to having a quiet and peaceful night. I’m not interested in any conversations tonight.
Annika: *walks down*
Pat: *Sees Annika* BITCH! Look at you! Stunning!
Annika: *hugs Pat* thank you hunni ! You do as well. I’m loving this white look on you!
Tanya: *walks downstairs* ooooh I’m ready for some food, BABYYY! Mmmm it’s smell good in here!
Annika: Hey, girl! Love the look!
Tanya: Thank you babe!
Pat: Ang, your staff is amazing! This food looks amazing. I want it now! *laughs*
Tanya: YASSS, let’s eat!
Angela: Not yet ladies, be polite and wait for the others. Damn savages! *laughs*
Jocelyn: *walks down* Cute spread.
Frankie: *dancing while I walk downstairs* Okay, Okay! Heyyy ladies!
Jocelyn: Hey Frankenstein! *laughs*
Frankie: *hugs Jocelyn* Hey girl!
Makayla: *Makayla comes downstairs* It smells… so… *sniffs again* Fishy!
Angela: Come on miss Makayla! Get your ass over here so we can EAT! *laughs and hugs Makayla*
Pat: Ang, can we sit?
Angela: Oh yes, of course! Get your food and sit down and eat eat eat! *laughs and grabs a plate*
Jocelyn: *sits after getting plate* It’s a lot of food here tonight, chile. I don’t know if I can eat all of this because it’ll go straight to my fat ass! *laughs*
Angela: Well Jocelyn, there’s a lot of people in our group and I want to make sure everyone is full. Plus, if everyone’s eating then your mouths are shut. *laughs*
Pat: So are we going to do a toast before we get too much into our food?
Angela: Slow down, Pat! I am the hostess, I know what i’m doing. *chuckles* Anthony, Halle- can you make sure that everyone has their house wine so we can do a toast?
Jocelyn: C’mon fabulous host!
Tanya: *grabs drink* So what are toasting to Ang? I’m ready to drink! *laughs*
Angela: I want to toast to forgiveness, honesty, and talking with words not hands. To US, ladies!
Tanya: YASS! Cheers!
Pat: *Raises glass* Awesome, cheers bitches!
Jocelyn: Cheers! *sips drink*
Pat’s Confessional: I have zero intention of taking about anything tonight. Just a nice dinner is what I’m here for. I’m hungry! *laughs*
Annika: So Pat, I was talking to Makayla earlier and we actually discussed what happened between you two.
Pat: *Chokes and drops fork* Oh alright…
Makayla: *rolls eyes and downs wine* Here we go…
Makayla’s Confessional: This Annika girl can’t be for real. Why is she inserting herself into something that has absolutely nothing to do with her?! I can’t. *shakes head*
Annika: I think it’s time you guys stop avoiding this conflict.
Pat: Alright, well… I guess i’ll start. Makayla, let’s talk about it. YOU put your hands on me!
Makayla: Okay?
Pat: And I deserve an apology.
Makayla: Well, I did it in self defense.
Pat: Self defense? I didn’t even touch you!
Makayla: You were in my personal space Pat! You were too close for comfort.
Pat: So you fucking put your hands on me?
Makayla: YOU of all people know how I am with my personal space!
Pat: I was following you to have a conversation with you.
Makayla: YOU CHASED ME DOWN THE FUCKING HALLWAY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Pat: What are you talking about, Makayla?! Why would YOU slap me?!
Makayla: Because you DESERVED it!
Tanya: Ladies, STOP! This is getting out of hand. Take a breath and calm down.
Frankie: I’m not high enough for this shit…
Angela: Bring it on down, ladies. Bring it on down…
Pat: MAKAYLA! After EVERYTHING you’ve done to me, that these girls don’t know even about…
Makayla: EVERYTHING I’VE DONE?!
Pat: YES, YOU!
Makayla: YOU WROTE A FUCKING BOOK CALLING ME A PROSTITUTE! Like WHAT THE FUCK?!
Pat: It was a JOKE, DUMB ASS!
Tanya: *eyes widen*
Pat: YOU called me every name in the book! Whore, bitch, etc. So I have a right to call you whatever I want!
Angela: This doesn’t need to be tit for tat. Either there’s going to be constructive conversation or an apology, or this can end and we can go into neutral corners.
Jocelyn: Thank you because this is just a yelling match to see who’s the first to bust a vocal cord!
Makayla: It’s NOT a fucking joke, Pat! It’s NOT! What kind of IDIOT makes a “joke” like that?! Oh yeah, YOU! You’re the fucking DUMB ASS, not me!
Pat: Oh PLEASE- this is ridiculous! Not to mention the fact that you STOLE my makeup artist and all the SHADY business you’ve been up to with her!
Makayla: You want to bring Sophia into this?!
Pat: GO AHEAD, BITCH!
Annika: *clinks glass with spoon* Okay that’s enough ladies! It’s going too far!
Makayla: *ignores Annika* Sophia has A LOT to say what goes on in the Landry home… OR should I say the Landry pool house because that’s where you moved Tom to!
Pat: EXCUSE ME?!
Makayla: You two haven’t shared a bed in YEARS! Shall I go on?!
Pat: *gets up to hit Makayla* DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE!
Angela: Woah, woah!
Tanya: Oh SHIT!
Annika: *gets up and grabs Pat* NOOO PAT!
Makayla: *gets up* WATCH IT, BITCH! Don’t EVER fucking touch me!
Tanya: *grabs Pat* Okay babe, let’s go get you some water…
Pat: Tanya, I’m FINE! I’m gonna RING her fucking neck!
Makayla: TOUCH ME, BITCH! TOUCH ME! I DARE YOU! You’ll get SUED! Let’s talk about all those boys in and out of your house PAT! Yeah Sophia told me about that too!
Pat: FUCK YOU, MAKAYLA! FUCK YOU! You’re a LIAR!
Makayla: You tried to get her to sign an NDA so she wouldn’t expose your fake ass life!
Jocelyn: Oh my gosh… this is such a mess!
Frankie: Pat’s a lying twat. *laughs*
Pat: What was that, Frankie?!
Frankie: I said you’re a LIAR, Pat!
Pat: What did I lie about?!
Frankie: THAT I RAPED YOU!
Pat: *gets in Frankie’s face* Are you KIDDING me, Frankie?! SERIOUSLY… do you wanna GO THERE?!
Frankie: Pat, back up now girl…
Angela: Pat, please get away from her… we don’t need this right now.
Angela’s Confessional: Am I gonna need to call the cops? Because this is just spiraling out of control all because a new girl wanted to be involved so bad!
Pat: RAPE, FRANKIE… RAPE?! SERIOUSLY?!
Frankie: Pat, if you don’t shut up… I promise you… I will beat your MF ASS! *gets in Pat’s face*
*As the yelling continues the scene abruptly ends*
TO BE CONTINUED…
NEXT TIME ON “Married To Medicine Twitter”: The ladies try to move forward with one another after the explosive fight; Annika’s offensive tweets get her in trouble with the group; A shocking rumor comes out about Jocelyn’s business which sends her over the edge.
