Season 4, Episode 4 “Angela’s Beach House Part 1”
*cameras show Angela fixing her hair as an audio of a Facetime rings*
Angela: *answers Facetime* Hello? Mahir?
Mahir: Hey babe, I’m just checking to see how it’s going. Has anyone arrived?
Angela: Not yet. Um I think the ladies are coming in separate groups. Tanya & Pat are coming together then Frankie, Makayla, and Jocelyn are coming together-
Mahir: *interrupts* Makayla?!!?
Angela: Mahir, I know your concern *fixes eyelash* but Makayla has turned over a new leaf. Trust my decision to have her around please.
Mahir: You’re grown and smart so I appreciate your decision. Just come back in your car and not a squad car.
Angela: Promise, gotta go. Kiss the kids. Make sure the baby gets to the play date *blows kiss and hangs up* OOH chile. *walks out of the bathroom with mimosa* Where are these heffas?
Pat: You guys ready for this shit show?
Tanya: I’m ready as I’ll ever be, chile. I’m honestly super anxious though. These ladies are cray cray with a capital C! Just be prepared, Annika.
Annika: *nervous laughter*
Pat’s Confessional: I’d be lying if I said I was excited for this weekend. I can only hope things are going to be civil among the ladies. Bless Angela for trying
Annika: Is Makayla coming?
Pat: I hope not… she literally assaulted me.
Tanya: Very true… I hope not either. But honestly, she hasn’t been around the group lately so I doubt she’ll show up to this.
Tanya’s Confessional: Makayla’s probably at home servicing Leo. She’s his little bitch anyway. She’s a bitch to the biggest bitch of all. *laughs*
Pat: I also hope Angela doesn’t mind that I’m bringing Annika. T, I thought you and I needed backup in case the other bitches get loud. *laughs*
Tanya: OOP! *spits out water* You didn’t tell Angela that Annika was coming? *car starts pulling up to the house* WELP, we’re here now bitches! *laughs*
Annika’s Confessional: It’s kind of awkward that Pat didn’t tell Angela I was coming. I’m just hoping she’s nice to me. Fingers crossed! *crosses fingers*
Pat: *gets out of the van* Oh wow! This is gorgeous!
Tanya: *getting out of the van* It is! You can say what you want about Angela but she has great taste in homes.
Pat: *yells and knocks on the door* ANGELAAAAA! WE ARE HERE!
Angela: *opens door* HELLOOO!
Pat: *hugs Angela* Hey pretty! This house is AMAZING.
Angela: Thank you! We actually got it when it was in foreclosure so it was a good deal.
Tanya: Hi Angela…
Angela: Hey Tanya. Come on in ladies, come in! *glares at Annika*
Pat: Ang, you remember Dr. Annika right?
Annika: Hi Angela ! So good to see you again.
Pat: Hope you don’t mind she’s tagging along.
Angela: I wish I could say the same… *smiles* No, she’s welcome. Plenty of room.
Angela: Tanya & Annika, make yourselves comfortable… Pat, can I speak to you?
Pat: Of course!
Tanya: *hands Annika a drink* drink up girl, you’re gonna need it. *laughs*
Annika: *laughs & takes drink* I think you’re right.
Pat: Excuse me girls *walks away with Angela* What’s up girl?
Angela: So um…why is Annika here? Does she have some healing because that should be with Iyanla not us?
Pat: Oh wow! I’m sorry I should of called you about her tagging along. She just seems like such a calming force. I wanted that to be here.
Angela: If you say so.
Angela’s Confessional: I’ve told you all that I know Annika and I’m not sure why she’s not being upfront about the fact that our husbands are friends- or friendly I guess…
Pat: Why don’t you have a quick conversation with Tanya?
Angela: Do I have to? Did she brush her teeth this morning?
Pat: *laughs* Stop playing! Come on.. *drags Angela back into the room* Hey Tanya, you & Angela need to have a talk.
Tanya: Um… okay then. Angela, do you wanna talk?
Angela: *standing six feet from Tanya and not budging* Uh… sure.
Angela’s Confessional: I have to keep my social distance and I may need a mask because that girl has not yet learned the art of brushing her tongue. *laughs*
Pat: Annika, we’re gonna go upstairs and check out our rooms… we’ll leave you two to talk. *runs upstairs with Annika*
Annika: *links arms with Pat* yes let’s go!
Angela: Sure! We’ll congregate when everyone gets here.
Tanya: So Angela, what do you wanna talk about? Or what does Pat think we need to talk about?
Angela: It’s no secret that we’re at odds and I don’t particularly care for you but this is about healing. That counts for me as well when it comes to you. It’s going to ruin the group dynamic if I yell that you’re a lying, adulterous harlot every time we meet.
Tanya: I agree. And honestly, I wanna find out what your real problem with me is because we were great last year. So maybe you have some deep issue that we can work out, I don’t know but we need to figure this shit out. It’s so draining fighting with you every single time we get together & on social media. Like I have enough going on at home, I don’t need the stress of fighting with you as well.
Angela: I agree although it keeps my brain working reading you *winks and giggles*
Tanya: *laughs* That is true, girl. We both are getting up in age and need to keep our brains sharp.
Tanya’s Confessional: I like Angela! We were good, but then all of a sudden she completely turned on me and I don’t know why. Hopefully we can figure this out because our drama is really bringing the group down.
Angela: Let me get you to your room and get you all settled.
Tanya: Sounds good. *smiles*
Annika: So is Angela fine with me being here?
Pat: I think so! But i’m just confused… so you know Angela or just Mahir?
Annika: I know Mahir, not her. This my first time ever really seeing what she looks like up close to be honest.
Pat: Oh okay! I don’t know the vibes are… off? *laughs*
Annika: It’ll be okay, babe. I really respect her husband, so I’m sure her and I will be fine.
Annika’s Confessional: Angela? I don’t know her. *flips hair*
Jocelyn: Girl, are you ready for this weekend? I know Angela’s decorations will keep me sane because I know it’ll be cute.
Frankie: *applying gloss* Not Really. I’m just here for Angela. Angela has really good taste so I definitely want to see all she did.
Jocelyn: Do you think it’ll go well?
Frankie: Probably not. It’ll be a bunch of fake hugging & air kisses *muah, muah* and then someone is going to trigger someone and it’ll snowball from there. However, I do want to see who finds resolution among us.
Jocelyn: I agree, chile.
Jocelyn’s Confessional: I know Angela can be messy at times, but I’m sure she’s really put a lot of effort into trying to bring the group back together, so I hope this weekend goes well. Just keep me from Patricia.
*Car pulls up to Angela’s home*
Jocelyn: We’re here. *gets out with Frankie and knocks on door* Hello?
Frankie: Finally, gotta stretch these legs!
Angela: *opens door* HAAAYYY girls!
Jocelyn: Angela Syed! Hey bitch! *runs and hugs Angela*
Frankie: Hey Angela!! *runs and hugs Angela*
Angela: *hugs the girls* Come inside, bitches!
Jocelyn: *walks inside with Frankie & Angela* Ang, this is NICE!
Frankie: Yeah, this is five star!
Angela: I’m glad you like it! I made sure it was clean for you all’s dirty feet. *laughs*
Frankie’s Confessional: Angela Syed, I see you have taste bitch! C’mon now. *snaps and laughs*
Pat: *walks downstairs* Who’s here? I hear voices…
Annika: *heads downstairs with Pat and Tanya* Whoever it is they’re very loud…
Tanya: *walks down* Helloooo, ladies! The new three amigas just came down from our lovely rooms! *laughs*
Pat’s Confessional: Annika calling Frankie and Jocelyn loud while Tanya Screams “HELLO LADIES” in my fucking ear *laughs*
Jocelyn: Hey, darlings! Looking fabulous as ever.
Pat: Girls, you remember Annika right? I brought her along.
Frankie: Doctor Annika! Good to see you again! How are you?
Annika: So good to see you guys again! I’m doing great.
Angela: *presses buzzer for waiter to come out with mimosa* Ladies, I’d like you all to enjoy a drink and some food.
Tanya: Don’t twist my arm! *laughs and grabs food*
Jocelyn: Angela you have really outdid yourself!
Pat: This is wonderful!
Frankie: Lovely spread.
Angela: I wanted to make sure ya’ll were taken care of. This is the lovely meal before the storm starts.
Angela’s Confessional: Listen, healing is MESSY! So enjoy some good food.
Annika: *sits next to Pat* The food looks great, but is there anything gluten free??
Pat: Annika! *laughs* Have this *Gives Annika Pancakes* You’ll love it!
Angela: Uh- I’m not sure. I wasn’t expecting you or your dietary restriction.
Jocelyn: Is she a baby? Can she not feed herself? *laughs*
Annika: It’s all good, Angela. *takes a drink*
Annika’s Confessional: I absolutely don’t do gluten and GMO yuck! Every good host should have options.
Tanya: So Jocelyn, how have you been? I haven’t seen you since we met up to talk things out. I feel like last time we met, we weren’t in a good place and I just wanted to see if maybe you’re more open to mending things because that’s what we’re here to do.
Jocelyn: Oh well- I say we can be cordial and y’know build from there. I get that you want to move forward, but I’m not just ready yet. Maybe Pat can keep you company while I prepare myself.
Angela: I think needing time is normal. However, I think we need to dig deeper than this surface exchange you two are having.
Pat: I don’t know why you have to say my name though, Jocelyn…*laughs* You know you can have a thought without mentioning my name Jocelyn. You’re an educated woman, right? Or at least you claim to be.
Jocelyn: Because this is a free country. I just said you could keep your new amiga company.
Pat: Okay *smiles*
Tanya: Ladies, let’s all breath in and breath out. Let’s do some yoga. *gets up and starts doing downward dog*
Angela: Uh…Tanya. This isn’t sex therapy, babe.
Tanya: No, this isn’t sex! It’s yoga to calm our asses down! *takes a deep breath and continues doing yoga*
Tanya’s Confessional: This is the new Tanya. I’m working on myself, bitches! *laughs & starts meditating in confessional*
Pat: Frankie, can I borrow you for a minute?
Pat: *Walks outside with Frankie* So how have you been?
Frankie: Can we please just skip the pleasantries?
Pat: Listen, I felt like we were getting to a place to have a decent friendship and I believe, just my opinion, that the girls influenced you to dislike me.
Frankie: So were you influenced to lie? We can move on but it won’t happen in a weekend. Progress is a process.
Pat: To lie? I don’t know about all of that, but we can discuss it at some point this weekend.
Frankie: We can IF TRUTH will be present otherwise we can skip the conversation.
Pat: Let’s go back in. Let’s eat and then we can talk.
Frankie: Sure… *walks inside with Pat*
Pat’s Confessional: It’s not a lie. It’s the way you were told to feel about what was said. Stop being so influenced by trash.
*the camera cuts to a part of heels exiting a limo and making their way towards the door. A view of the door from inside the house is shown as we hear a light knock, and it begins to open to reveals that it is Makayla*
Angela: *opens the door and eyes widen*
Makayla: Surprise! *hugs Angela*
Angela: *hugs Makayla* Come on in, babe…
Angela’s Confessional: Surprise…? *makes yikes face*
Makayla: *walks in* Hey, ladies!
Frankie: YASSS Makayla’s here! The party can REALLY start!
Annika: *looks Makayla up and down* Cute shoes.
Pat: *gasps* You have to be fucking kidding. Please excuse me… *walks outside and yells at producers* I am NOT doing this. She fucking assaulted me! I was told she WASN’T allowed to be here, Chris. SHUT THIS DOWN NOW!
TO BE CONTINUED…
NEXT TIME ON “Married To Medicine Twitter”: The ladies continue their weekend of healing; Tanya’s place in the group is questioned; Annika’s strong opinions of the group gets under the other ladies’ skin; After trying to move forward, Makayla & Pat’s feud comes to an ugly head.