Season 2, Episode 3 “A Taste of Your Own Medicine”
*scene pans to me walking downstairs to the kitchen and seeing Dr. Donovan*
Jocelyn: Hey babe! You look fit and good right now! *laughs* I’m so happy to be finally getting a chance to go on a date night with you.
Dr. Don: I am too, but you do know I have to be at the hospital at 10 tonight?
Jocelyn: Oh wow! I didn’t know, well we better make the best of this date and enjoy it while we can.
Dr. Don: Well, we should get going, shouldn’t we?
*Jocelyn and Donovan goes to get into their Maserati and drives off*
Jocelyn’s Confessional: I totally understand that being married to a doctor can cause rifts in your marriage because you rarely get to spend time with them. But I mean, sometimes it does get a little tiring to not be able to have your companion with you very often.
Dr. Don: I forgot to ask, how was your yacht day with the girls?
Jocelyn: *laughs* Let’s just say it was a bit crazy… This Tanya lady was being bitchy and this Makayla girl often tries to haze people, but you know I didn’t let them get away with that. However, I felt so alone… they have such close bonds and they kind of left me out to dry in the wind. It felt like high school all over again…
Dr. Don: Look J, you can’t let these women get to you. They’re going to say and do things that are disgusting and it could make you angry, but you shouldn’t give them that opportunity at all!
Jocelyn: I know Don, but it’s just so hard at times. It brings back memories of being the freaky tall girl in school. I sometimes feel like I don’t fit in.
Dr. Don: You can’t worry about that. You’re beautiful, intelligent, and you have a kind heart. That’s something those girls can’t even compete with!
Jocelyn: Awww thanks baby! *smiles and grabs his hand*
Jocelyn’s Confessional: Don always tries to give me pep talks and encourage me to be my better self, because my past is definitely quite a past… but he never judges me for it.
Pat’s Confessional: Tanya and I are meeting with Jazmine today. Am I happy about it? No. Do I want to be here? No. But I’m here to ask Jazmine the questions I need answered.
Pat: *walks in restaurant and sits down*
Tanya: *walks in to restaurant* hey, P!
Pat: Hey babe! Ready for this?
Tanya: Girl, ready as I’ll ever be! I kind of just wanna get this shit over so I can go home & take a nap! *laughs*
Pat: Me too! *Laughs*
Tanya’s Confessional: Jazmine & I used to be cool, we were friends! We chatted on the phone & even had play dates with our kids. We weren’t BFF’s, but I thought we were at least friends. Now I feel like she hates me and I honestly don’t know why.
Jazmine: *Walks in and walks straight to the table* Hello ladies. *mellow*
Pat: *Looks up* Hi. Welcome… have a seat.
Jazmine: How are you two doing- *to waiter* may I get a water with lemon and a vodka straight on the side?
Pat: So let’s dive right in. Shall we?
Tanya: Yes please! I’m tired and hungry so let’s get it moving.
Pat: Jazmine, I thought we were all cool. Last year it started off cool and fun. Then you started running your mouth on social media. The last time I saw you, you acted a fool *flashback to reunion* and now we are here. What’s the deal sis?
Jazmine: Hold on wait- *chuckles* you literally sat there on social media running your mouth talking about how I had a motive with Angela and Saada. Let’s not put this all on me, now!
Pat: Let’s sort that out now. You brought them together. *flashback to Jazmine and Saada out shopping when Angela arrives* All I said was it looked fishy. Everyone thought it looked fishy. *Looks at Tanya* Didn’t it look fishy?
Tanya: I don’t remember saying it looked fishy, so that’s why I’m confused why miss Jazmine came at me with such a bitchy attitude.
Jazmine: Those two were my very good friends! I didn’t know anything about their beef.
Pat: Whatever, that’s honestly not why we are here. We are here because you continue to come at us.
Tanya: EXACTLY! Lately, you’ve been disagreeing with everything I say. You’ve literally turned into Angela’s bitch and I have no idea where that came from!
Jazmine: *Laughs* girl, come on! I only agree with what I want to agree with. You’re mad because I wasn’t your bitch? And let’s tighten up these words talking to me.
Tanya: I don’t need you to be my bitch, Jazmine! I just don’t know why you have been coming after me, like you legit have NO reason!
Jazmine: Yeah I’m definitely not your bitch because your bitch is right there… *points to Pat*
Pat: Don’t point at me!
Tanya: She’s not my bitch, shut the fuck up! You’re the one that started making fun of Pat’s skin when Angela did! You literally echoed Angela’s comments!
Jazmine: Tanya, SHUT THE HELL UP! I didn’t do SHIT! You’re lying and making this shit up!
Jazmine’s Confessional: Tanya, sweetie. You’re pregnant. I don’t want to have to hurt you sis! Just saying… *sips drink*
Pat: Jazmine, we came here today for answers… not to fight. Tell me what Tanya and I did to you for you to act this way towards us.
Jazmine: Well tell your pimp to hush and I’ll speak.
Pat: GO, SPEAK! We don’t have all day!
Jazmine: Anyway- *rolls eyes* you have no accountability in this group. You only hold certain people accountable for the same thing. You threw a drink on Angela, Saada fought Angela… but who’s not here?? *Looks around sarcastically* okay then. You’ve lied on my husband time and time again! Angela has told the truth on yours and yet you’re not in the wrong?! Hypocrisy!
Pat: What are you even talking about?!
Jazmine: When I posted my opinions on social media about the no accountability you seemed to be mad. Don’t get mad at facts!! I’ve told you time and time and again you’re a hypocrite. So is Tanya. *Shrugs shoulders*
Pat: I’m missing the part where either of us did something to YOU! *points at Jazmine*
Tanya: Jazmine sweetie, you’re kind of just saying shit but you don’t have evidence to back it up! Answer Pat’s question… what did we do to you?!
Jazmine: You were the main one screaming “we’re supposed to be doctors and doctors wives” but you condoned that ogre hitting Angela! HOOD RAT SHIT!
Tanya: I never condoned it! I’m the one that tried to stop Saada in New York… so NEXT!
Pat: No one even did anything to you but all YOU DO is run your mouth!
Jazmine: All you do is run your mouth bitch!! Go run period!! You love talking about my shape- another thing that gets me! But you’re over there looking like an expired coke bottle. Girl hush.
Pat: I’m done with this conversation and you. You are so far up Angela’s ass that you are pretending to be her. You aren’t Angela! Nothing happened to you. No one even knows who you are!
Jazmine: So you aren’t lying on my finances?!? Bitch you are the scum of the earth.
Pat: NO ONE EVEN CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BROKE HUSBAND!
Jazmine: *Gets up* bitch I will choke the hell out of you!!
Tanya: Jazmine, SIT DOWN! You’re being extra for NO reason!
Jazmine: I’m DONE! *starts walking out*
Tanya: Bye, Jazmine! Go home and get fucked! Maybe it’ll help you calm down!
Pat: Bye, Jazmine! Go get a job so you can keep your house!
Pat’s Confessional: Something is seriously wrong with Jazmine. Maybe a Chemical imbalance? Who drinks at 11am? *shrugs shoulders*
Pat: She’s fucking DELUSIONAL.
Tanya: Right! *rolls eyes* well I’m hungry, let’s eat! *laughs*
Pat: Girl, you’re always hungry! I guess food does fix anything!*laughs and eats with Tanya*
Makayla: *enters the yoga studio and sits down as confessional plays*
Makayla’s Confessional: Angela invited me to do some yoga with her today and I’m actually excited to get this one-on-one time with her. I have yet to really talk to her and she seems like an interesting person. I mean she’s crazy as hell so that’s interesting enough for me! *laughs*
Angela: *walks into yoga studio* Hello Miss Thang!
Makayla: *hugs Angela* Hey pretty lady! This place is so cute!
Angela: I would only bring you to the top tier, I’m no slouch *laughs*
Makayla: *laughs* My type of friend!
Angela: Let’s do this, girl! *walks into the class with Makayla*
*scene shows us trying Downward Dog, Sun Salutation, etc*
Makayla’s Confessional: Oh God I haven’t been worked out like that for a while! Leo has been out of town a lot these days. *laughs*
Instructor: *gets up* Good job everyone! Thanks for coming.
Makayla: *gets up and walks over to the smoothie bar* So tell me about yourself Angela! Give me the 411! You’re an interesting character I’ll say!
Angela: Well, I’m a pediatrician and I’m married to an ER physician. Still working on blending our family.
Makayla: That’s nice! How many children do you have?
Angela: 4 altogether.
Makayla: Wow that’s a big family! I bet that’s a lively household! Well I met Leo 4 years ago and we’ve been married for 2 years already. He had 2 teenage boys from a previous marriage. We’re talking about having children of our own, but he’s so busy right now it’s kinda been put on the back burner.
Angela: Do you think he’s avoiding it because of work or because he doesn’t want to start over?
Makayla: His practice has been picking up a lot recently so he’s always gone. I don’t think he’s avoiding it, it’s just not the right time for him I suppose. But I’m home alone a majority of the time like I need something to do… the puppies aren’t cutting it anymore. *laughs*
Angela: Oh girl, tell me about it! I stepped down from my practice a few months back. I’m home a lot now, which is great… but it’s also super lonely.
Angela’s Confessional: I still work, but not nearly as much as I was before. So it’s definitely an adjustment for me. Sitting at home SUCKS! I feel like a damn doctor’s wife instead of a doctor!
Makayla: So are you originally from Twitter? Or you relocated here?
Angela: Oh no baby I am from the Dirty South! Originally from Memphis.
Makayla: I see where that sassy comes from then! *giggles* I was born in Washington and when I was like 8 or 9 my mother remarried and we moved to Canada with her husband so that’s where I grew up.
Angela: Oh that’s cool! I couldn’t imagine being in the cold honey.
Makayla: Well, speaking of the cold… Leo and I have a ski house in Whistler and I was thinking of inviting all of the ladies up for a ski weekend!
Angela: I mean… is Pat going to be there?
Makayla: Well, I’m inviting everyone… so yes.
Angela: Watch who you let into your house because someone always smells up the powder room.
Makayla: *looks confused* uhhhh okay…
Producer: What does that even mean?
Angela’s Confessional: Oh it’ll come out soon enough. Let’s just say Pat is no saint and many people know it, even the ones that claim to be her bestie. *smirks*
Tanya: *walks into coffee shop and sits down as confessional plays*
Tanya’s Confessional: I’m meeting up with Dominique today to let everything out of our system so we can FINALLY move forward! Because I actually like Dominique and I don’t want this stupid tension with us anymore.
Dominique: *walks into coffee shop* Hello, hello miss thing! *sits*
Tanya: Heyyy, D! How’re you, boo?
Dominique: I am good, coming off a 12 hour shift, a bit sleepy. How about you?
Tanya: I’m good! Just hungry like always! *laughs* I could eat a HORSE! *waiter delivers pastries to our table* YUMMM! *grabs 5 pastries and stuffs my mouth*
Dominique: *chuckles* Girl, pregnant women are always hungry! Trust me… I know!
Tanya: So Dom, I wanted to talk with you because I think we’re good… except when we’re around the group… do you agree with that?
Dominique: I do agree with that. I think the both of us let our best friends feelings for each other dictate our actions towards each other. Angela doesn’t like you and Pat doesn’t like me, so it impacts us moving forward.
Tanya: Right, EXACTLY! Like even at the luau you were kind of rude to me… just sayin.
Dominique: I don’t feel I was rude to you, I feel Pat put her nose where it didn’t belong.
Tanya: Pat’s just protective. But I was nice to you and even invited you to coffee. And you kind of gave a rude response when I asked you, but then we texted a few days later and you were all for meeting up.
Dominique: Well, I’m sorry you took it that way. I wasn’t trying to be abrasive.
Tanya: It seems like when we’re together, Angela has her hand up your ass like a puppet but when you’re alone, you’re off of her strings and you have your own mind.
Dominique: That’s how I feel with you and Pat as well. I’m not a puppet and have a mind of my own. Angela is my best friend but I judge people according to how they move around me.
Tanya: Sweetie, Pat and I don’t always agree. I just got on her ass about her not talking to me during the pandemic. And we didn’t agree about Saada at one point. But you and Angela ALWAYS agree… it’s crazy!
Dominique: What’s wrong with my best friend and I being on the same page?! She has her life and I have mine. She doesn’t care if I am cool with you, it isn’t a threat to our friendship. She isn’t Pat.
Tanya: Pat is a loyal friend and I don’t think she would care if you and I are good… she’s just protective of me like I’m protective of her.
Dominique: Okay, here we go getting caught up in Pat and Angela. Let’s stop bringing them up and focus on me and you.
Dominique’s Confessional: Tanya and I always fall into the trope of bringing up other people and don’t focus on us. That’s why we have an issue.
Dominique: I think that’s the issue. If we don’t worry or speak of them when we are together, we are cool.
Tanya: Let’s make a pact to not get involved in their drama and let’s focus on our friendship. I mean I still don’t like Angela for my own personal reasons, but that doesn’t have anything to do with us. So I won’t talk shit on her to you and I won’t involve you. And you can do the same for me with Pat… sound good, Dr. D?
Dominique: Sounds like a plan Dr. Love!
Tanya: *laughs* let’s cheers to that! *lifts tea cup*
NEXT TIME ON “Married To Medicine Twitter”: Makayla opens up about her fertility struggles; Loyalty is questioned within the group; The husbands and wives come together for a Coronavirus benefit, but things heat up when sensitive issues are brought up.