Married to Medicine: Ultimate Getaway Season 1, Episode 2 “Tanya vs The World”
Pat Confessional: After Angela’s big party last night, I only think its fair Tanya comes to the trip. She’s an OG. She deserves to come. Although we haven’t seen each other in sometime, I hope I can convince her
Dr. Tanya: *walks into restaurant* hi Patricia! *laughs* how’re you girl?
Pat: *hugs* It’s been a long long time! How are you!
Dr. Tanya: *hugs and sits down* I’ve been good! I’ve been really good. How’re you?
Pat: I’ve been great, hows the kids?
Dr. Tanya: The kids are great! John is amazing.. Still working as a Psychiatrist and I also have some other things I’m working on as well currently. But in a very happy and peaceful place.
Dr Tanya Confessional: The last time you saw Tanya… I was the OPPOSITE of zen and peaceful. *flashback to Jocelyn & Tanya’s fight* However, I’ve grown and I’m not the same girl you all once knew. Or that you thought you knew.
Pat: Speaking of peaceful have you seen any of the ladies since you left the show?
Dr. Tanya: I’ve seen Dominique and she’s the only one. Oh and well I guess I’ve talked to Petra here and there too
Pat: Really? Cause I’ll be honest, she claims she hasn’t seen or chatted with you in years
Dr. Tanya: Dominique?
Pat: Yeah, I was invited to Angela’s a few nights ago and I saw her.
Dr. Tanya: Well then she must be lying because I’ve definitely seen her.
Pat: That’s so odd! I mean she seems adamant that you haven’t talked but listen there’s two sides to every story.
Pat Confessional: Dominique and Tanya were close, she’s the godmother to Tanya’s child.. she helped the bitch give BIRTH.. Something isn’t adding up here
Dr. Tanya: For sure. I mean I’ll have to talk to her about this one because I’m not happy she’s claiming we don’t talk. I mean she comes to see Jed quite often and we chat quite a bit.
Pat: Well.. there is an opportunity for that conversation to happen
Dr. Tanya: Okay… what’s the opportunity
Pat: There’s a trip coming up. Angela invited a few of the ladies to go away and I suggested you come
Dr Tanya: A trip?! Who’s going?
Pat: Yeah! We headed to Aruba! Dominique, Jocelyn, Makayla, Petra, Me, Angela and Frankie.
Dr. Tanya: Ooh chile… *sips drink* I don’t know about this one. Do you remember what happened between me and Jocelyn last time I was around everyone? I mean that ended BADLY. And I’m in a different space in my life..
Pat: I do but listen its been years.. we’ve all grown and moved in a positive direction. This could be a fresh start…. plus who doesn’t love a good island getaway?
Dr. Tanya: Okay, you know what… I’ll do it. But will you promise to have my back girl? It can be tough around the others and I don’t want to be on an island alone..
Pat: Of course! Listen I’m going with the mentally that we should be having fun. It was my decision to have you there!
Pat Confessional: The girls weren’t thrilled but Tanya deserves to be there!
Dr. Tanya: Well, I guess I’ll see you on the trip girl! I’ll go pack my bags *laughs*
Pat: This weekend we jet set! Cant wait! Cheers to Aruba!
Pat Confessional: So glad to be in beautiful Aruba! I’m actually looking forward to this trip. Every time the girls and I would vacation, we would have a great time *flashback to all the fights on vacations Season 1–5* Well… some fun *laughs*
Dr. Dominique Confessional: I’m at this damn pool party ready to drink a cocktail and have a good time with my girls…and Jocelyn
Dr. Angela Confessional: Yes honey, I’m at the pool with my ass out and my shades on. Pat told me that Tanya was coming but I wish she wasn’t. Hopefully, she’s taken her time away from the group to recharge and reset.
Jocelyn Confessional: What a beautiful sight! I’m so glad to be away from the family and be here to reconnect and relax. Lord knows I’ve been needing this vacation, so hopefully these women don’t stir up any trouble. Dominique!
Petra: *Walks to the pool* Hello Ladies!
Dr. Angela: Hey Petra, you look cute girl. Is the makeup water resistant?
Petra: *hugs Angela* Thanks girl! You too. Yes it is *Pats face and leans in and whispers* Don’t forget to suck in. *winks and goes to get a drink*
Dr. Tanya: *Walks out to the Pool with Pat* Hi everyone! *waves and smiles*
Pat: The girls are here!
Dr. Tanya Confessional: I’m back with this crazy group of bitches. I’m anxious, but I’m hoping we can have some fun this time around. But I’m not holding my breath.
Dr. Dominique: *smiles and yelling across the pool* IS THAT PAT AND TANYA? Hello divas!
Dr. Angela: *pulls down sunshades* Mmm. *pulls sunshades back up* Nothing spectacular.
Dr. Tanya: Dominique!! Hey mama! *runs and hugs Dominique*
Dr. Dominique: Hello Dr. Love *hugs* how is my god son miss thing
Dr. Tanya: He’s good girl! Growing every day and being honoree like his Mama
Jocelyn: *laughs* Oh Lord, I know you got Pat! You got on that black honey
Pat: It’s thinning! *to Jocelyn*
Pat Confessional: It’s weird to be like cordial with Jocelyn. We didn’t leave off the best but i’m hopeful this trip will help that.. and SIDE BAR.. It’s odd.. Maybe Dominique was lying that Tanya doesn’t reach out to her? Whats with their interaction..
Dr. Angela Confessional: Justice for Jocelyn! All those years, Pat called her fat and heavy, now Jocelyn can get a few good hits back now that Pat has COVID weight.
Jocelyn: Hey Tanya!
Dr. Tanya: Hey J!.. Hey Ang.. Thanks for having me.
Jocelyn Confessional: I haven’t seen Tanya in so long. I remember the last time I saw her face is when I muted her on Twitter!
Dr. Angela: Last time I saw you bitch, you were extra horny *Flashbacks to Tanya being extra sexual around the group*
Dr. Tanya: Angela girl, it’s been years. Let’s be on a good note. I’m not here to fight with you. I’m here to have fun
Dr. Angela: It’s still too soon..You should feel lucky that you’re here
Pat: *Dives in pool and splashes girls* No Drama bitches! Get in the pool!
Dr. Tanya: *Takes off coverup and jumps in pool*
Pat: *Screams* TANYA! Book a bikini wax NOW.. No one wants to see BUSH!
Makayla: *walks out to the pool* Hello everyone!
Petra: *raises eyebrow at Makayla enters*
Dr. Dominique: *looks* Oh Makayla girl I see you got that fresh Botox! Hey girl!
Makayla: *laughs* I had to get a touch up before coming on vacation.
Dr. Angela: Jocelyn, come sit with me girl and have a Margarita! *starts dancing* Margaritas, Margaritas
Jocelyn: I’m glad you brought us here, Angie! I think we’ll definitely all leave on a good note
Dr. Angela: *turns to Jocelyn* Cut the bullshit Jocelyn, how are you really feeling? You and Dominique clearly have a lot of tension
Jocelyn: *gasps* Wow! I’m feeling fine and ready to let loose. Dominique is the one that has the tension. I thought we were on good terms. Hell, we went on a trip together and although we don’t talk as often, I didn’t know there was an issue. It’s like she just literally made an issue right then and there.
Jocelyn Confessional: I don’t know what Dominique’s issue is with me. She’s going on about a “repossessed car” and whatnot. Like? Um sister, what are you on
Dr. Angela Confessional: I think Dominique wants to fight with Jocelyn for the hell of it. There’s no real issue, Dominique is just petty and menopausal *laughs* They can fix whatever this is
Dr. Angela: Do you want to have a conversation with her? I can mediate if that makes you more comfortable..
Jocelyn: I think we should see how it plays out. You know I don’t do yelling and when she gets to yelling and those teeth start piercing from her mouth, I won’t react well! Let’s give it a minute and then maybe towards the end, we can have a conversation before we leave
Dr. Angela: Now why do you have to go there about the teeth?
Jocelyn: I mean! I’m just saying
Petra: *walks over and lays towel out beside Makayla* Hi. *lowers sunglasses*
Petra Confessional: Listen — I’m on vacation and I want to ENJOY my vacation. If that means tying up loose ends, so be it. I have no time to hold grudges against these bitches when I have to get Nixie & Viktor into Twitter’s private schools! Viktor only has 16 out of the required 20 rec letters!
Makayla: *lays still with glasses on* Hi.
Petra: So, I just want to have fun on this trip. We don’t need to fuck with each other, but maybe a conversation is due so things aren't like…this *motions* awkward. Honestly, I’m willing to just drop everything if you are. *shrugs*
Makayla: *looks over and tilts glasses down* You can start off by apologizing to me and maybe we can move forward from there.
Makayla Confessional: Honestly I don’t know what I’m asking an apology for but I love to see people squirm a bit.
Petra: Me? Apologize?! For what? *laughs a little*
Petra Confessional: Last time I checked, this bitch came out of the woodworks starting rumors about Gunter and I’s finances…apology? Girl, bye. *rolls eyes*
Petra: Honestly…I don’t even care *gets up* Enjoy your trip. *walks off*
Makayla: Bye. *smirks*
Dr. Tanya: I’m ready to eat, I’m starving!
Pat: This is gorgeous!
Dr. Tanya: Pat, you look amazing!
Pat: *walks to table and spins* This old SHIRT
Jocelyn Confessional: I think I look very magical this evening! You know these ladies love to talk about my weight, but I have an ass and they’re just mad they don’t.
Makayla: *Walks in with Jocelyn*
Dr Angela Confessional: I didn’t have much time to change because I received a very horrible phone call from Frankie with bad news. I’m a little sad to tell the girls what it is.
Pat: Girls you all look amazing
Dr. Dominique Confessional: I don’t know why Jocelyn brought her most expensive dresses for the beach in this heat. She sweating all over that dress.
Jocelyn: Petra, we’re almost alike! I guess great minds do think like after all
Petra: Right *smiles and twirls with Jocelyn* who would have thought, us in Aruba on good terms? *laughs and gives her a little side hug*
Dr. Angela: Jocelyn looks like she’s going to Pat’s wedding
Jocelyn: Is Pat getting married?
Pat: *looks around and smiles holding up a hand with a ring* I guess the cat is out of the bag!
Jocelyn: Oh wow- you’re engaged girl!?
Dr. Tanya: PATRICIA!
Pat: I am!
Makayla: *squeals* PAT! Really!
Pat: We’ve been keeping it a bit private but yes I am thrilled!
Petra: To who?
Pat: Sean! I don’t know if you met
Dr. Angela: Wasn’t he your pool boy?
Pat: Oh wait he was my dance captain in Greece so you guys I think saw him..
Dr. Dominique: Yass come on dance partner you must have felt something when ya put that booty on him!!
Makayla: He danced his way into that kitty cat we all know this… mean danced his way into your heart.
Petra: I’m glad you found someone to pat your pussy.
Dr. Tanya: Can someone say bachelorette party?! *laughs*
Pat: And you all are invited to my engagement party when we get back to Twitter!
Dr. Angela Confessional: I guess Pool Boy was her first fling- well second, after whatever she did with Frankie on that trip years ago..
Dr. Dominique Confessional: Miss Pat felt on that dingaling when she danced up on him and was like let me claim this dack!
Dr. Angela: Ladies.. hate to bring this up BUT I do want to say that we’re missing a familiar face.. Frankie tested positive for COVID so she won’t be coming to Aruba.
Petra: *shakes head* So sad. I miss Frankie!
Jocelyn: Oh wow- that’s so sad. I hope she recovers..
Makayla: Well that sucks. *sips cocktail* We wish her well.
Pat: *looks around* damn…
Pat Confessional: This sucks.. Frankie was someone I was looking forward to speaking with..
Dr. Angela Confessional: You see how the world hates me? Why couldn’t Tanya have caught the COVID instead of Frankie? I actually like Frankie. Tacky Tanya, I’m tolerating.
Dr. Tanya: I haven’t seen any of you ladies in a minute! I feel like it’s been forever!
Petra: What have you been up to girl?
Dr. Angela: Avoiding us
Jocelyn: I know that’s right! She’s still in her Season 4 era
Dr. Tanya: Taking care of the hubby, kids, working. I’ve been pretty low key lately….Avoiding who?
Dr. Dominique Confessional: I love Tanya, but I feel she has kind of been distant since I left the show. I’ve only seen my god son a handful of times.
Flashback to 24 hours earlier:
Dr. Dominique Confessional: Tanya hasn’t spoken to me since I delivered a baby on her rug. *laughs* My good god son Jedidiah
Flashback to 48 hours earlier:
Pat: Speaking of mommies, Dom, Tanya was supposed to be joining us too today but had some emergency thing at the hospital. I didn’t know if y’all were still close
Dr. Dominique: Of course; I see my god child frequently
Dr. Dominique Confessional: Producer: Wait what?… Dr. Dominique: What?
Dr. Angela: I don’t feel you wanted to really see any of us except for Pat.. You were so happy to not return to the show
Dr. Tanya: Angela, what’re you talking about?! You wanted me off the show..
Dr. Angela: I did, you weren’t a fit. You were always the tackiest bitch on the stage
Dr. Angela Confessional: I wanted that bitch fired after the 2nd season. We wouldn’t have missed anything
Makayla: Tanya is the last kid you had that exploded all over my floor. *looks at Dominique* what was it’s name?
Dr. Dominique: Jedidiah hun that’s my god child..
Dr. Angela: When was the last time you saw your god son Dom?
Pat: Dominique.. you seemed to be really upset with Tanya at Angela’s party *Flashback to Angela’s party*
Dr. Dominique: I wouldn’t say VERY upset but I have been hurt by Tanya, yes I have.
Dr. Tanya: *looks at Dominique* girl, what’re you talking about?!
Jocelyn: So almost everyone here is hurt by Tanya
Dr. Tanya: HANG ON- everyone is hurt by me?!
Dr. Dominique: Tanya you know we haven’t really seen each other much since I’ve been off the show. There’s only so many times I can reach out before I get the idea that you don’t care about the friendship
Dr. Angela: I can’t be hurt by someone I don’t care about
Pat: *head going back and forth like a tennis match*
Pat Confessional: Tanya is getting it from both sides of the table and it’s not even the good stuff
Dr. Tanya: Dominique, we’ve seen each other a good amount! What’re you talking about?
Dr. Dominique: I miss my God Son, I do. It hurts Tanya.
Pat: Dom said she hasn’t seen you since she left the show Tanya.. Isn’t that what you said Dom?
Jocelyn: Dominique does seem to forget her outings with her friends honey
Dr. Tanya: What?!
Dr. Dominique: I have seen her a handful of times. Less than 5 times and I reached out every time
Dr. Tanya: Dom you’re a damn liar !You even just messaged me the other day telling me that the other ladies were talking shit on me and that you told them we were still close because you’re Jed’s Godmother..
Petra: Who cares who Tanya has seen since she left? Maybe she needed a break from a toxic environment.
Petra Confessional: M2M Twitter can get intense, like any RolePlay show on Twitter. Who cares if she wanted to take a step back?
Dr. Dominique: Now that bitch over there *points at Jocelyn* she needs to shut her mouth and mind her damn business
Jocelyn: Dominique, push the teeth back and stop all that spitting girl.
Dr. Dominique: Oh you want to talk about my teeth Jocelyn? We can go back to talking about your broke ass husband.. and I consider you a close friend Tanya but you aren’t being honest
Dr. Tanya: Do I need to pull out some receipts?! Because bitch, you’re the one not being honest!
Jocelyn Confessional: I’m not the biggest fan of Tanya, but Dominique did the same thing to me. We fell out, rekindled and then we get to Angela’s little outing and she’s coming at me. Like girl? Do you look for issues with your friends?
Dr. Dominique: Bitch? Oh hell nawl I don’t got to take this from either of you *points back and forth between Tanya and Jocelyn
Jocelyn: Is Kendrick working? Focus on your issues with Tanya and leave my man alone.
Dr. Dominique: Ya man ain’t providing anything to you but some long dick! Broke ass had to move out my neighborhood and rent a damn house. It’s smoke and mirrors with you bitch
Dr. Tanya: Dom, I’m pissed because you’re straight up LYING right now! I didn’t come back to be lied on!
Dr. Dominique: *looks at Tanya* ain’t nobody lying and you’re blowing this up for no reason Tanya
Jocelyn: My husband is a Sports Medicine Physician! You need to tell your husband to GET A JOB and stop running his mouth on Twitter
Dr. Dominique: A sports medicine physician who was recently in the courts due to his shady practices..
Jocelyn: Girl, you’re just like the rest of them. Lying straight through them donkey ass teeth
Dr. Angela Confessional: I can’t really tell you what Kendrick’s job is, but he does work! I downloaded his app.
Dr. Tanya: Pat, can you stand up for me?! Because I’m not this awful person I’m being portrayed as and I’m not doing this again! This is exactly WHY I left!
Pat: Girls Girls! Let’s take a chill pill for a second!
Jocelyn: I don’t need this this evening. The food is spectacular and I won’t ruin my girl’s trip. Waiter, I need a new plate! It’s drenched in spit
Makayla: *laughing quietly and drinking wine*
Jocelyn Confessional: I said one simple true fact and Dominique is coming at me. Clearly she doesn’t care about her godson Jedi if she’s coming at me like this
Dr. Dominique: I’m not about to sit here on this vacation and argue with you Tanya and her *points to Jocelyn*
Petra: *sips wine and blinks twice*
Petra Confessional: Jocelyn can get heated when Dr. Donovan and him slanging his big D is talked about! I know from past experiences…I’m keeping my mouth SHUT. *laughs*
Dr. Tanya: I need a break! *rips mic off and runs to my room*
Pat: Damn! *runs after Tanya*
Dr. Dominique Confessional: Tonight was clearly an example of what it’s like when this group of women get together. I hope tomorrow is better and I certainly don’t want to ruin Angela’s trip, so I’ll be on my best behavior even if Donkey D comes for me!
Makayla Confessional: When Angela invited me on this trip. I thought it was going to be so calm and relaxing but hell no it is the total opposite and it’s exhausting. Like if I wanted drama and bullshit I would’ve just stayed back in twitter.
Dr. Angela Confessional: I have no words. This was just a hot damn mess, maybe I can get Frankie to send me some calming products. Weed doesn’t carry COVID, does it…*leans to producer* Does it?
Pat: *sitting in room and picking up phone and dialing a number*
Person on the phone: Hello?
Pat: Hi.. its Pat and I think we need to chat…
NEXT TIME ON Married To Medicine: Ultimate Getaway: Pat opens up to a mystery person; Dr. Angela and Makayla open up to each other; A Boat trip brings some rocky seas between two ladies; Another dinner in Aruba proves the group has lots of work to do.
