“Married To Medicine: Twitter” Season 1, Episode 6!

Dr. Tanya

Dr. Tanya: *walks into bar and sits down waiting for Saada & Pat as confessional plays*

Pat

Pat: *walks into bar* Hey T!

Dr. Tanya: Hey babe!! *hugs her*

Pat: *Hugs* You ready for the trip?

Dr. Tanya: Hell yeah, girl!

Pat: Last night was fucking ridiculous! *flashback to the orange squeeze*

Dr. Tanya: Oh my gosh it was a shit show! Those girls are NUTS! Almost as nuts as KUNTney. *laughs*

Dr. Saada

Dr. Saada: *walks in* Hello…

Dr. Tanya: BITCHHHHH! FINALLY!

Pat: Where you been hooker? *laughs*

Dr. Tanya: The bitch has risen from the dead! *laughs*

Dr. Saada: *rolls eyes and sits down*

Dr. Tanya: Girl, why are you rolling your eyes and having attitude? The fuck?!

Pat: Saada, I have to say… I went HARD for you at the orange squeeze! Angela is WILDING!

Dr. Saada: I’m not giving this hoe screen time. This hoe is NOT getting any screen time out of me. *looks at the cameras* I’m fucking telling you!

Dr. Tanya: Ummm? What?

Dr. Saada: She means NOTHING to me!

Pat: I understand but we are all heading to NYC so I figured we can fill you in on what’s happening. I mean she brought out these nonsense text messages *laughs*

Dr. Tanya: P, let’s not even talk about them. They’re obviously fake AF. It’s just gonna get Saada more heated…

Dr. Saada: Tanya shut the fuck up! IM SICK AND TIRED OF THAT STUPID CUNT! I’M SICK AND TIRED OF MY NAME BEING IN HER FUCKING MOUTH!

Dr. Tanya: Why are you telling ME to shut the fuck up?! I’m trying to protect YOU!

Dr. Saada: THERE’S GONNA BE A FUCKING LAWSUIT!

Pat: *gasps* You definitely got a defamation lawsuit!

Dr. Tanya: *shakes head* Are we really doing all THIS? This is too damn much, girl! We NEED to work this shit out. I don’t give a fuck if you guys fight each other in a damn boxing match, but this shit has gone TOO far.

Dr. Saada: *breaks a glass on the table* I AM NOT DOING THIS ANYMORE!

Dr. Tanya: OH JESUS HELP ME!

Dr. Saada: SHE WANTS TO TALK SHIT ABOUT AND I’LL TALK THE TRUTH ABOUT HER! SHE’S GOT A FUCKING LAWSUIT!

Pat: So how are we going to do this? Because everyone is coming to my show. We are going to be around everyone.

Dr. Tanya: Yeah Saada we can’t keep doing this same shit over and over. It’s getting TIRED!

Pat: Woah, wait… Tanya I love you, but you’re wrong about this. This woman has talked about our personal lives… our CHILDREN for fucks sake!

Dr. Saada: Tanya you can fuck off if you’re gonna defend that cunt!

Dr. Tanya: BITCH, I defended YOU! And you’re gonna treat me like this?!

Dr. Saada: Don’t call me a bitch.

Dr. Tanya: *rolls eyes and takes a deep breath*

Pat: Saada, let’s say this… what would it take for you & Angela to get in a good spot?

Dr. Saada: Nothing! I don’t want her in my fucking space!

Pat: Well you’re gonna be with her the whole weekend in NYC…

Dr. Saada: I’m not going to New York, Pat! I already told you I wasn’t going and I’m not sure why you keep trying to convince me to go! I’m NOT going, end of discussion.

Pat: Stop Saada! You told me that you would come support me!

Dr. Saada: Honestly, I don’t fucking care anymore! If I see her, I’m gonna beat the SHIT out of her and I don’t wanna do that on your trip.

Dr. Tanya: Saada, just come and work this shit out! Because if you don’t come you’re gonna look like you’re scared!

Pat: I mean this bitch said just as horrible things about me. I’m not running away from her. I’m running full steam towards her! Pleaseeeee come!

Dr. Saada: *sighs* You know what, I’ll come… for YOU and YOU only! But she better WATCH OUT.

Dr. Tanya: Ooooohhh CHILE! *sips drink*

Pat: *hugs Saada* YES! Girl, I’m so glad you’re coming!

(The ladies arrive in NYC and go to their hotel as they prepare for their first outing)

A few hours after arriving…

Lips New York
Pat

Pat: *walks into the drag brunch as confessional plays*

Dr. Tanya

Dr. Tanya: *walks into drag brunch with Pat as confessional plays*

Dr. Dominique

Dr. Dominique: *walks into the drag brunch* Ooooohhhh this is fun! I’m ready to party!! WOOHOO!

Pat: *waves* Hey, Dom! Come sit!

Dr. Angela

Dr. Angela: *walks into brunch* Oh well isn’t this eccentric- *touches on Queens with fur at the entrance* I hope no PETA activists come through… *sees the ladies* Hey, girls! *sits down*

Pat: Hey Ang! So, who’s drinking?!

Dr. Dominique: I definitely want a drink!

Dr. Angela: I’ll have whatever you’re having. Dominique you’re pregnant! No drinking.

Dr. Tanya: PREGNANT?! BITCH!

Dr. Dominique: Who pregnant? You tried it bitch! *laughs*

Dr. Angela: Sike! *takes out flask and chugs quickly* I’m ready to WHOOP IT UP!

Dr. Tanya: YASS! Let’s WHOOP IT UP! *laughs and nudges Angela and Dominique* you girls are cracking me up! *stands up and starts smacking Angela’s ass* GIRLLL WHATCHA GONNA DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!

Dr. Angela: *laughs and twerks on Tanya*

(The ladies continue dancing and drinking)

Dr. Saada

Dr. Saada: *walks in*

Pat: *sees Saada* Saada’s HERE! Baby! Here have a drink *hands Saada Drink*

Dr. Saada: *flips hair* No. *throws drink in the trash*

Dr. Tanya: *sees Saada* oh shit…

Pat: Dance with me Saada!

Dr. Dominique: Saada girl get loose!

Dr. Tanya: Let’s all dance! Everyone shake your titties to the FLOOOR!

Pat: *gets on table* WORK BITCHES!!

Dr. Tanya: *gets on table* EVERYONE GET ON THE TABLE AND DANCE FOR THESE DRAG QUEENS! COME ON BITCHES!

Dr. Dominique: *gets up on table* YASSSS

(a drag queen jumps on the table and Tanya starts making out with them)

Dr. Angela: *rolls eyes at Tanya*

Pat: So glad you all are here for my show! *Hugs all the ladies*

Dr. Tanya: *hugs Pat* YASSS ROXIE HART! ROXIE ROXIE HART!

Pat: *Hugs Saada tight* Thank you for coming I know you have A LOT going on. I’m here for you!

Dr. Saada: There’s nothing going on *smiles*

Dr. Tanya: *goes over to Saada* hey babe I know we’re fighting but let’s try and have a good ass time, okay?

Dr. Saada: *walks away from Tanya*

Dr. Tanya: *rolls eyes*

Pat: *Grabs mic on stage* LADIES, GENTLEMEN and Those Who Haven’t made up their minds yet.. I’m A FUCKING BROADWAY STAR and these are my Friends and I love them!

(Crowd cheers)

Dr. Tanya: WOOHOO! *grabs everyone and does a conga line around the restaurant*

The Next day…

Dr. Tanya

Dr. Tanya: *waits in lobby of hotel* where are these bitchessss?!

Ashanti (Tanya’s Friend)

Ashanti: *steps off of the elevator* Hey boo, girl you look good today!

Dr. Tanya: HEEEEEYYY bitch! FINALLY! *laughs and hugs Ashanti*

Dr. Saada

Dr. Saada: *struts downstairs* Well hello ladies!

Dr. Tanya: *sees Saada* there you are! I’m surprised you actually showed up babe, but i’m glad you did!

Ashanti: Let’s go ladies! I wanna go to the Italian Deli and get some sausage!

Dr. Tanya: My man loves Sausage and I love my MANS sausage! *winks and laughs*

Dr. Saada: So ladies I met with my attorney’s… We’re in the process of filing a lawsuit and restraining order on Angela.

Dr. Tanya: WHAT?! Girl!

Ashanti: A lawsuit? Is it that serious?

Dr. Saada: Well when she comes up consistently with false claims… yeah it’s fucking serious!

Dr. Tanya: We really gotta get a handle on this while we’re here. You guys have been friends for a long time & you are both Doctors in Twitter..

(The ladies walk into the deli)

Dr. Tanya: *walks in the deli counter* Okay I want your biggest and longest sausage! I want it to be as big as my mans DICK! *laughs* And his dick is HUGEEEE… like HUGEEE!

Ashanti: I don’t think the cashier needs to know all that *laughs*

Dr. Tanya: Girl, I don’t care… I want EVERYONE to know! EVERYONEEEEE *laughs*

Dr. Saada: *rolls eyes and walks over to the cannoli stand*

Dr. Tanya: SAADA, can you get me some cannoli’s too? Thanks babe!

Dr. Saada: *says under her breath* I’m not your fucking bitch…

Dr. Tanya: *whispers to Ashanti* girl, do you think Saada is going nuts over this Angela shit? She’s insane.

Ashanti: Shes just got wealthy person lawsuit fever.

Dr. Saada: *hears them talking and walks out*

Dr. Tanya: *notices Saada’s gone* Where the hell did Saada go?! GIRLLLL! That bitch! *runs out looking for her* SAAADAAAA! *sees Saada* BITCH, get back here! *runs after her* what the hell is going on, girl!

Dr. Saada: *gets in car and speeds off*

Dr. Tanya: What the hell?!

Ashanti: This is too much drama… *puts hand on head*

Pat

Pat: *walks into restaurant after her show in her full costume & makeup as confessional plays*

Dr. Tanya

Dr. Tanya: *walks in* PATRICIA!! YOU DID AMAZING!!! *hugs her*

Pat: *Gets up* Hello! *Hugs* Thank you so much!

Dr. Tanya: I literally cried at the end like a proud stage Mom! *laughs*

Ashanti (Tanya’s Friend)
Dr. Dominique

Dr. Dominique: *walks into restaurant with Ashanti* Hi ladies!

Ashanti: Pat, you did amazing tonight!

Dr. Dominique: YESSSS girl, you were BOMB BITCH! *laughs and hugs Pat*

Dr. Angela

Dr. Angela: *walks in* Ladies, ladies. Smooches. Congrats are in order! *holds out bouquet for Pat* You did amazing sweetie!

Pat: Thanks Ang! Appreciate it!

Ashanti: So where is Saada?

Dr. Tanya: I don’t know…

Pat: Let me text Saada. I mean she was at the show…

Dr. Angela: She’s been on the blogs just tonight…

Dr. Tanya: What do you mean, Ang?

Dr. Angela: The blogs are saying her baby’s father had a show here in New York and she was seen getting into an argument with him and his new wife.

Dr. Tanya: Ummm I mean girl, you know how blogs are.

Pat: That’s not true! Let’s not talk about my friend. She’s not here yet to defend herself. We’ve had a great trip so far so let’s not get into it.

Dr. Angela: Well I’m just saying what I saw but we can leave it down by the riverside.

Dr. Dominique: *laughs* anyone want a drink?

Dr. Tanya: I want one or five… *laughs*

Pat: I NEED a drink after tonight! *giggles*

Dr. Tanya: You deserve it Broadway star!

Dr. Angela: *chuckles quietly*

Pat: So there is something I’d like to address since we all are here… I know it’s been a great trip and I want that to continue, but I need to talk to you Dominique.

Dr. Angela: *rolls eyes & mumbles* Here we go…

Dr. Dominique: What you want to talk about hun? *takes shot*

Pat: I just feel like we haven’t connected on a real level because you are so far up Angela’s Ass… no offense, Ang. *laughs*

Dr. Dominique: Girl shut that bullshit up!

Pat: Well it’s true.

Dr. Dominique: We haven’t connected because you are a Grade A cunt.

Pat: I’m a what?!

Dr. Dominique: *gets loud* YOU ARE A CUNT PATRICIA!

Pat: I’m trying to have a conversation and you go from classy to trashy in .2 seconds!

Dr. Tanya: Yeah Dominique, what the hell are you screaming about bitch? It’s not that serious! Pipe DOWN!

Dr. Angela: Okay y’all need to back up off Dominique!

Pat: Angela you need to shut the fuck up!

Dr. Angela: Pat you need to grow the fuck up. Fuck YOU!

Pat: You have spoken about MY fucking family. My husband AND my child. You are the trashy trash box here!

Dr. Angela: You were complicit when your friends spoke on my husband. Consider your chess pieces taken. You weren’t that good of a player anyway

Pat: What the fuck are you talking about?!

Dr. Angela: Now go get some surgery because from what I saw on stage, it looks like one of the dancers sucked your ass out with a straw! You look like any pale white woman over 70, just wrinkly and close to death.

Dr. Saada

Dr. Saada: *runs in the room in a sweat suit* Get up, Angela! *pushes table out of the way and punches Angela in the eye*

Pat: OH MY GOD!

Dr. Tanya: NO, SAADA! NO NO NO!!!

TO BE CONTINUED…

NEXT TIME ON “Married To Medicine Twitter”: The ladies try to make sense of the ugly brawl; Saada rushes to her Mom’s side as she fights for her life; A final dinner in NYC changes the group dynamics forever.

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